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slow_sprinter
June 13, 2011 at 06:35:01 PM
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Ok...enough of the Darrah/Higday or 34raceway or xxx race co or...lol whats the funniest thing you have read on the bathroom wall at the Knoxville raceway??

"Don't look here the jokes in your hand" seems to stand out for me.

Anyone??




tylerurban
June 13, 2011 at 06:45:10 PM
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Great thread!

 

When inside a stall there was one that read "Put some f***ing locks on these doors".



Grove
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June 13, 2011 at 07:33:33 PM
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Before they built the new restrooms at Skagit Spdwy there was a scribble inside one of the doors that said,

"Here I sit in the pooper, giving birth to a new State Trooper!"

I'm a retired Calif Highway Patrol Officer, but I still thought it was funny!



darbo42
June 13, 2011 at 07:39:07 PM
Joined: 12/04/2004
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Here I sit broken hearted,

I came to crap and only farted.


My wife told me if I went to one more Sprint Car race 
she would leave me.................I'm sure gonna miss 
that ol' gal. 

1bigsprintfan
June 13, 2011 at 08:26:06 PM
Joined: 08/02/2010
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Don't bother wiping the seat , leaping crabs can leap 10 feet! EEEWWW!!!

artie langes habit
June 13, 2011 at 08:44:37 PM
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Posted By: 1bigsprintfan on June 13 2011 at 08:26:06 PM
Don't bother wiping the seat , leaping crabs can leap 10 feet! EEEWWW!!!


Back in 2006 I remember my chick telling me " I want to blow Tony Bockhoven" was written on the stall wall. I still laugh to this day thinking about Justin Zoch writing that


More weight, more regulation, more similarity in the 
cars.... that will ensure plenty of thrills for years 
to come.  Only the most average talent behind the 
wheel will be needed with such awesome equipment on 
the track!
minthess 8.28.14

Mod9Fan
June 13, 2011 at 09:10:26 PM
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Posted By: artie langes habit on June 13 2011 at 08:44:37 PM

Back in 2006 I remember my chick telling me " I want to blow Tony Bockhoven" was written on the stall wall. I still laugh to this day thinking about Justin Zoch writing that



A little off subject but still a good one, was years ago at Sears Point in the crapper was a sign just above the toilet seat covers read, "Free Rusty Wallace Hats, take one". Now that was funny.



TMac #24
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June 13, 2011 at 09:20:41 PM
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Not at a race track but someone at work took a huge dump. They wrote a sign and posted it above the toilet, it said, "Do Not Flush, World Record" LOL



Paintboss
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June 13, 2011 at 09:30:57 PM
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Here I sit amongst the vapor Someone stole the toilet paper How much longer shall I linger Before I'm forced to use my finger

Jacobs59
June 13, 2011 at 09:59:24 PM
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Mark kinser was here.

PUSH TRUCKIN 101
June 13, 2011 at 10:42:14 PM
Joined: 04/13/2008
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dingus bathroom wall "anyone can pee on the floor, be a hero and shit on the ceiling" lol



SLINK51
June 13, 2011 at 11:08:30 PM
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At a Bar in Pennsylvania.

" He who writes upon these Walls

Rolls his shit into little balls

And he who reads these words of wit

Eats those little balls of Shit"



dirtracefan73
June 14, 2011 at 01:04:32 AM
Joined: 07/12/2005
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They paint these walls, to stop my pen

Ha ! Ha! Ha! The Shithouse Poet, Strikes again



KPotter
June 14, 2011 at 07:48:31 AM
Joined: 08/23/2005
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An oldie but a goodie:

I've shit in London

I've shit in France

Before I shit here

I'll shit my pants.

 



minthess
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June 14, 2011 at 08:06:31 AM
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Posted By: slow_sprinter on June 13 2011 at 06:35:01 PM

Ok...enough of the Darrah/Higday or 34raceway or xxx race co or...lol whats the funniest thing you have read on the bathroom wall at the Knoxville raceway??

"Don't look here the jokes in your hand" seems to stand out for me.

Anyone??



My Jessica question post gets deleted but this is fine?


Luna's Ford engine style that won 2 WoO titles and 3 
Kings Royals before a weight rule against the best EVER
in their prime and now DOMINATES super dirt late model
racing is no longer allowed/wanted in a WoO sprint
car.... Was Luna a miracle worker?

Bet n Housen
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June 14, 2011 at 08:39:54 AM
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Not at Knoxville toilet but Univ. of Michigan Stadium bathroom on the toilet seat covers holder,it says,"Penn State Cowboy Hats" take one! Hilarious!!!!!!!!!

MRZERO
June 14, 2011 at 08:44:06 AM
Joined: 09/21/2005
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I saw this in a bar, "Dyslexics Untie"!!!



FORD97
June 14, 2011 at 10:13:41 AM
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Posted By: minthess on June 14 2011 at 08:06:31 AM

My Jessica question post gets deleted but this is fine?



Your entire account should be deleted.


Unless I know you, I don't care what you think.

sprintcarfanatic
June 14, 2011 at 10:40:42 AM
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This was at a job back in the 80's, Some new fella's was asking if the company gave a bonus at Christmas time & the message on the wall said, So ya want a bonus huh, Bend over & they'll bonus.



everhard
June 14, 2011 at 10:55:14 AM
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That Kevin guy is real popular in the dingus restroom.
Still love husets 



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