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Have seen where someone had drained the water out of a toilet and placed a "Ford Racing" sticker on the bottom, then filled it back up. Makes me laugh everytime I go there.

Not funny but true. 'Back in the day', approximately 40 years ago, on the north wall of the mens restroom in the infield at Knoxville somebody had carved simply 'OPP' .That carving was still intact until the day the facility was demolished to make way for the new current restrooms.

The funniest one I ever saw was written on the wall at the Alpena Michigan Airbase. "Low speed film for your brownie" was written with an arrow pointing to the toilet paper!

Above the urinals at a little dive bar in Sacramento approx.30 years ago.

YOU CAN WIGGLE IT,

YOU CAN SHAKE IT,

YOU CAN MAKE IT DANCE...

BUT THAT LAST DROP ALWAYS ENDS UP IN YOUR PANTS

So you are still alive....

Any ways......When someone mentioned the Ford sticker it reminded me of a certain altitudinally challenged race fan who had a trailer nicknamed "the palace" that had a shitter in it that had a Sammy Swindell sticker placed strategically where the "rubber hit the road" so to speak. Funnier than hell if you ask me.

"If you can read this you're shitting at a 45º angle"

Giving Birth To Mud Puppies!

"CAUTION.... JELLY FISH MAY ATTACK!!!!"

If your hose is too short,

Or your pump is too weak,

Step closer my friend,

Or you'll piss on your feet.

Member of this message board since 1997

This was in a "dive" bar I came across years ago when I still worked in the music biz...

If you take a piss, Stand on the seat.

'Cause the crabs in here, can jump 3 feet!

Member of this message board since 1997

A dozen years ago at Michigan Speedway near Brooklyn,MI, walking into the Cup race, needed to take a leak. Opened a porta potty door and the seat was down and miraculously there was dung piled up at least 5 or 6 inches above the seat, actually running off the seat. Can you imagine standing uupright, pants down and doing that crap. Didn't want to get too graphic, but what the hay.

 Lawlessness and liberalism equals Hell.  NY City, 
Detroit, Seattle, Chicago, Minnepolis, etc. We saw it. 
Burning hundreds of buildings, a thousand assaults and 
dozens of murders. Getting worser and worser.

i do not think it is worth talking about--some of then are gross, not funny

in the mens restroom, for a good time call me at 976-MSPN. true story!

"Flush twice, the concession stand is at least 100 feet away"

Boggs budy, you being a bad boy again? Guess I don't need to ask about your health these days, you seem to be working just fine, sheesh. Say Hi to Nelly for me, crazy man. Take It Easy....

"The toilet paper in here is like John Wayne, tough as nails and don't take shit off anybody!"

In the '70's - I think West Memphis (Riverside) had the best bathroom graffiti (at least in the womens restrooms.). But then - Knoxville was good, too. I even thought about copying them all down and writing a book. One driver was embarrassed because some gal wrote about his blue eyes - but I don't remember that one.

I do remember: "Here I sit all broken hearted - came to shit and only Ferkeled".

Now I am about the biggest Ferkel fan ever - but I still think that is funny. No - I did not write that.

This was at a time when "Ferkel for President" T-shirts were all over the place. He was loved by most.

No matter how hard you push or squeeze your cheeks, just remember those Klingons are fighting for their lives.

For a good time call 867-5309 Jenny.

For a good time call 867-5309......Jenny