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minthess
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June 14, 2011 at 11:02:22 AM
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Posted By: FORD97 on June 14 2011 at 10:13:41 AM

Your entire account should be deleted.



Thanks. Have a nice day.


Luna's Ford engine style that won 2 WoO titles and 3 
Kings Royals before a weight rule against the best EVER
in their prime and now DOMINATES super dirt late model
racing is no longer allowed/wanted in a WoO sprint
car.... Was Luna a miracle worker?

6Volt
June 14, 2011 at 11:03:07 AM
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Have seen where someone had drained the water out of a toilet and placed a "Ford Racing" sticker on the bottom, then filled it back up. Makes me laugh everytime I go there.



dakob
June 14, 2011 at 11:46:22 AM
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Posted By: slow_sprinter on June 13 2011 at 06:35:01 PM

Ok...enough of the Darrah/Higday or 34raceway or xxx race co or...lol whats the funniest thing you have read on the bathroom wall at the Knoxville raceway??

"Don't look here the jokes in your hand" seems to stand out for me.

Anyone??



Not funny but true. 'Back in the day', approximately 40 years ago, on the north wall of the mens restroom in the infield at Knoxville somebody had carved simply 'OPP' .That carving was still intact until the day the facility was demolished to make way for the new current restrooms.



PLJ7236
June 14, 2011 at 02:24:48 PM
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The funniest one I ever saw was written on the wall at the Alpena Michigan Airbase. "Low speed film for your brownie" was written with an arrow pointing to the toilet paper!



raceglass
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June 14, 2011 at 05:08:45 PM
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Above the urinals at a little dive bar in Sacramento approx.30 years ago.

YOU CAN WIGGLE IT,

YOU CAN SHAKE IT,

YOU CAN MAKE IT DANCE...

BUT THAT LAST DROP ALWAYS ENDS UP IN YOUR PANTS



threadkiller
June 14, 2011 at 08:04:31 PM
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Posted By: raceglass on June 14 2011 at 05:08:45 PM

Above the urinals at a little dive bar in Sacramento approx.30 years ago.

YOU CAN WIGGLE IT,

YOU CAN SHAKE IT,

YOU CAN MAKE IT DANCE...

BUT THAT LAST DROP ALWAYS ENDS UP IN YOUR PANTS



So you are still alive....

Any ways......When someone mentioned the Ford sticker it reminded me of a certain altitudinally challenged race fan who had a trailer nicknamed "the palace" that had a shitter in it that had a Sammy Swindell sticker placed strategically where the "rubber hit the road" so to speak. Funnier than hell if you ask me.



SteveV
June 15, 2011 at 04:46:12 AM
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"If you can read this you're shitting at a 45ยบ angle"



HammerDown Designs
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June 15, 2011 at 05:03:53 AM
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Giving Birth To Mud Puppies!



SLINK51
June 15, 2011 at 03:41:21 PM
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"CAUTION.... JELLY FISH MAY ATTACK!!!!"



Hawker
June 15, 2011 at 05:49:14 PM
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If your hose is too short,

Or your pump is too weak,

Step closer my friend,

Or you'll piss on your feet.


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Hawker
June 15, 2011 at 05:51:33 PM
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This was in a "dive" bar I came across years ago when I still worked in the music biz...

If you take a piss, Stand on the seat.

'Cause the crabs in here, can jump 3 feet!


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madsen
June 15, 2011 at 09:40:01 PM
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A dozen years ago at Michigan Speedway near Brooklyn,MI, walking into the Cup race, needed to take a leak. Opened a porta potty door and the seat was down and miraculously there was dung piled up at least 5 or 6 inches above the seat, actually running off the seat. Can you imagine standing uupright, pants down and doing that crap. Didn't want to get too graphic, but what the hay.


Europe died during Hitler's deathcamps. If not 
for WWII, Jewish people in Europe would number 30 
million-all making important contributions. Instead 
Europe has 30 million people of another persuasion 
trying to destroy Europe. 

linbob
June 16, 2011 at 01:20:29 AM
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Posted By: slow_sprinter on June 13 2011 at 06:35:01 PM

Ok...enough of the Darrah/Higday or 34raceway or xxx race co or...lol whats the funniest thing you have read on the bathroom wall at the Knoxville raceway??

"Don't look here the jokes in your hand" seems to stand out for me.

Anyone??



i do not think it is worth talking about--some of then are gross, not funny



boggsdude
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June 16, 2011 at 02:59:43 AM
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in the mens restroom, for a good time call me at 976-MSPN. true story!



Dryslick Willie
June 16, 2011 at 07:02:48 AM
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"Flush twice, the concession stand is at least 100 feet away"



MSPN
June 16, 2011 at 08:10:40 AM
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Boggs budy, you being a bad boy again? Guess I don't need to ask about your health these days, you seem to be working just fine, sheesh. Say Hi to Nelly for me, crazy man. Take It Easy....



Beerhill Gang
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June 17, 2011 at 04:06:26 AM
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"The toilet paper in here is like John Wayne, tough as nails and don't take shit off anybody!"



carol14
June 17, 2011 at 05:22:25 AM
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In the '70's - I think West Memphis (Riverside) had the best bathroom graffiti (at least in the womens restrooms.). But then - Knoxville was good, too. I even thought about copying them all down and writing a book. One driver was embarrassed because some gal wrote about his blue eyes - but I don't remember that one.

I do remember: "Here I sit all broken hearted - came to shit and only Ferkeled".

Now I am about the biggest Ferkel fan ever - but I still think that is funny. No - I did not write that.

This was at a time when "Ferkel for President" T-shirts were all over the place. He was loved by most.

 



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June 17, 2011 at 11:02:03 AM
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No matter how hard you push or squeeze your cheeks, just remember those Klingons are fighting for their lives.



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June 17, 2011 at 10:30:19 PM
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For a good time call 867-5309 Jenny.





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