A dozen years ago at Michigan Speedway near Brooklyn,MI, walking into the Cup race, needed to take a leak. Opened a porta potty door and the seat was down and miraculously there was dung piled up at least 5 or 6 inches above the seat, actually running off the seat. Can you imagine standing uupright, pants down and doing that crap. Didn't want to get too graphic, but what the hay.
I tell that story to this day. It was in 98 or 99 I think and we were camped about 30 yards from it across the track from the speedway. One of our guys went to use it and had to call the rest over to see it. That wasn't just one random sick person, it had to have been about 20. LMAO