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September 15, 2008 at
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Here's a little something someone sent me that is indisputable
mathematical logic.
Remember, this is a strictly mathematical viewpoint. It goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder
about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all
been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But ,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work
and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its
the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.
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September 15, 2008 at
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Good stufff.........and oh so true!!!!!!
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September 15, 2008 at
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TRUE TRUE TRUE TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Finally someone found the secret that Indiana Jones could never find!!!LOL
:)=
Jayson Ellis
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September 15, 2008 at
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Thank you, JJR_84 you have just single handily put me out of a job. LOL
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September 15, 2008 at
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Hee Haw....LOL
That explains so many mysteries of the universe. Like why Chap-Stick Charlie keeps getting promoted.
Fight to win on the Track, not in the parking lot! I
just love the " Ur # 1. wave " from fellow racers as
we head home to our other lives !
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September 15, 2008 at
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Anything over 100% is a crash.
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September 16, 2008 at
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I gotta a good kick out of this, glad you guys did too.
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September 16, 2008 at
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Sound like alot of okies around here!
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September 16, 2008 at
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At least they're sober ones.
David Smith Jr.
www.oklahomatidbits.com
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