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The Green Bay Packers delivered a shocking
>> announcement today.
>> Their starting quarterback this Sunday will be Mrs.
>> Brett Favre,
>> who will play for Brett during the first quarter.
>> Fans in Green
>> Bay were shocked when this announcement was made,
>> but Mrs. Favre
>> assured the fans that, "Hey, I know this game. I
>> live with
>> Brett. I have taken several road trips on the team
>> plane. I've
>> gone to the pre-game meal. I know a lot of the
>> Packers. I've
>> played around with a lot of the Packers in the back
>> yard. I've
>> tossed the football with them, and I know what a
>> slot right
>> 60-Prevent-Slot-Hook-And-Go is and I know how to
>> avoid a corner
>> blitz." So they polled the people in Green Bay ,
>> 50% of Packers
>> fans are excited, motivated, looking forward to the
>> big game.
>>
>> All right, you think that's ridiculous? Let me
>> reread this. In a
>> shocking announcement today, Mrs. Hillary Clinton
>> announced that
>> she is running for president of the United States
>> because she
>> knows Bill Clinton and has lived with him, and she
>> was there on
>> a lot of trips to China and around the world, and
>> she really
>> cared about kids for 35 years. She's fought and she
>> stood up for
>> kids, and she' s tried to fix health care, and she
>> knows fifty
>> percent of the American people say, "That's good
>> enough for us."
>>
>> Ignorance is bliss?????
>>
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