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November 04, 2007 at
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David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers:
# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.
# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.
# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.
# 7 - Pit crew ca n't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.
# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.
# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.
# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.
# 3 - No Cadillacs approved for competition.
# 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR..............
#1 -They can't wear their helmets sideways.
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November 04, 2007 at
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Posted By: "Strange Wings"(Savatage on November 04 2007 at 01:29:29 PM
David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers:
# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.
# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.
# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.
# 7 - Pit crew ca n't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.
# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.
# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.
# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.
# 3 - No Cadillacs approved for competition.
# 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR..............
#1 -They can't wear their helmets sideways.
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I don't care what nobody says, That right there is Funny and so true.
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November 04, 2007 at
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they also don't like the idea of being chased around in a circle by 42 rednecks in fast cars.
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November 04, 2007 at
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Between NFL and NBA, there's not enough talented ones left either. Only reason they're not in Hockey, regular fights would be Hate Crimes.
Savage
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November 04, 2007 at
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# 11- Spinning hubcaps don't work in the draft.
Savatage's post is hands down the funniest shit on here for at least the past year!
www.Numbersusa.com
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