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Stubb's Testicles
The testicles of an Ohio miBjet hurt and ached
almost all the time. The MiBjet went to the doctor
and told him about his problem.
The Doctor told him
to drop his pants and he would have a look. The
miBjet dropped his pants. The doctor stood him up on
to the examining table, and started to examine him.
The doc put one finger under his left testicle and
told the MiBjet to turn his head and cough, the
usual method to check for a hernia."Aha!" mumbled
the doc, and as he put his finger under the right
testicle, he asked the midget to cough again. "Aha!"
said the Doctor once more, and reached for his
surgical scissors.
Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right
side, then snip-snip-snip-snip on the left side. The
miBjet was so scared he was afraid to look, but
noted with amazement that the snipping did not hurt.
The doctor then told the miBjet to walk Around the
examining room to see if his testicles still
hurt.The miBjet was absolutely delighted as he
walked around and Discovered his boys were no longer
aching.The doctor said, "How does that feel now?"
Then Stubb replied, "Perfect, Doc, and I didn't even
feel it. What did you do?"The doctor replied, "I cut
two inches off the top of your cowboy boots.
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