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November 16, 2015 at
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Kenseth v. Logano is just the beginning. I loved how NASCAR continually delayed the last restart of the race to manipulate the last four spots in the Championship Race.
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November 16, 2015 at
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Posted By: sonoranrat on November 16 2015 at 10:10:00 PM
Kenseth v. Logano is just the beginning. I loved how NASCAR continually delayed the last restart of the race to manipulate the last four spots in the Championship Race.
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(Sound of NASCAR trailer door opening)
France: Matt I want to be sure this incident is over before Homestead
Matt: It is over, my message was delivered in a quintessential way.
France: Enough of that "quintesential" crap
Matt: Sorry, that slipped out
France: Ok, we have a product to uphold here, we cannot afford to have you and Joey doing this every race.
Matt: Imagine how many more viewers will tune in on Sunday if I Tweet "this is not over #gonnajunkjoey"
France: Hmmm... true
(long pause)
France: Ok, but do not use the word "quintessential"
Matt: I can live with that
France: I am glad we could resolve this man to man
(back slaps and the sound of door closing)
France inside: Whew... what a win-win
Matt outside: What a quintessential pussy
Gibbs giggles
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November 16, 2015 at
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Posted By: PorschePeteTx on November 16 2015 at 10:28:55 PM
(Sound of NASCAR trailer door opening)
France: Matt I want to be sure this incident is over before Homestead
Matt: It is over, my message was delivered in a quintessential way.
France: Enough of that "quintesential" crap
Matt: Sorry, that slipped out
France: Ok, we have a product to uphold here, we cannot afford to have you and Joey doing this every race.
Matt: Imagine how many more viewers will tune in on Sunday if I Tweet "this is not over #gonnajunkjoey"
France: Hmmm... true
(long pause)
France: Ok, but do not use the word "quintessential"
Matt: I can live with that
France: I am glad we could resolve this man to man
(back slaps and the sound of door closing)
France inside: Whew... what a win-win
Matt outside: What a quintessential pussy
Gibbs giggles
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Perfect
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November 17, 2015 at
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Posted By: PorschePeteTx on November 16 2015 at 10:28:55 PM
(Sound of NASCAR trailer door opening)
France: Matt I want to be sure this incident is over before Homestead
Matt: It is over, my message was delivered in a quintessential way.
France: Enough of that "quintesential" crap
Matt: Sorry, that slipped out
France: Ok, we have a product to uphold here, we cannot afford to have you and Joey doing this every race.
Matt: Imagine how many more viewers will tune in on Sunday if I Tweet "this is not over #gonnajunkjoey"
France: Hmmm... true
(long pause)
France: Ok, but do not use the word "quintessential"
Matt: I can live with that
France: I am glad we could resolve this man to man
(back slaps and the sound of door closing)
France inside: Whew... what a win-win
Matt outside: What a quintessential pussy
Gibbs giggles
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Love it!
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November 17, 2015 at
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Posted By: sonoranrat on November 16 2015 at 10:10:00 PM
Kenseth v. Logano is just the beginning. I loved how NASCAR continually delayed the last restart of the race to manipulate the last four spots in the Championship Race.
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Yep, 2 extra pace laps cause the jet drier was still in turn 4. Then it started raining. I'm certain that was the plan NASCAR had all along.
A perfectly executed 5 hour rain delay, then a 150 lap green flag run, and a perfectly timed crash, precisely during a round of green flag pit stops, exactly 5 minutes and 38 seconds before the rain came back. Knowing that the pit sequence would perfectly align the cars in the order needed to advance the lucky 4 cars NASCAR had scripted to advance. But oops, after all of that perfect planning, they cleaned up the track too fast and had to delay the restart two more laps until the rain returned. Thank god we have Sherlock Holmes to fit the pieces together and tell us it was manipulated.
Had they flown the green, we may have gotten 3 or 4 laps in. Harvick would have won (as he should have) and it would still be the same 4 moving on.
As Engvall would say... "Here's your sign"
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November 17, 2015 at
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Posted By: Jamie Klootwyk on November 17 2015 at 07:38:48 PM
Yep, 2 extra pace laps cause the jet drier was still in turn 4. Then it started raining. I'm certain that was the plan NASCAR had all along.
A perfectly executed 5 hour rain delay, then a 150 lap green flag run, and a perfectly timed crash, precisely during a round of green flag pit stops, exactly 5 minutes and 38 seconds before the rain came back. Knowing that the pit sequence would perfectly align the cars in the order needed to advance the lucky 4 cars NASCAR had scripted to advance. But oops, after all of that perfect planning, they cleaned up the track too fast and had to delay the restart two more laps until the rain returned. Thank god we have Sherlock Holmes to fit the pieces together and tell us it was manipulated.
Had they flown the green, we may have gotten 3 or 4 laps in. Harvick would have won (as he should have) and it would still be the same 4 moving on.
As Engvall would say... "Here's your sign"
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I think you need to replay that, you missed the nascar official on the grassy knoll.
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November 17, 2015 at
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I have never figured out why Sambo wasn't a star in nascar. He could only add to the soap opera in nascars drama series.
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November 18, 2015 at
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Posted By: Jimmech25t on November 17 2015 at 08:34:41 PM
I think you need to replay that, you missed the nascar official on the grassy knoll.
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I heard from a reliable source that the CIA was involved. The CIA sprinkled the clouds with dry ice to cause the rain fall. Also Jr. was seen at CIA heaquarters 2 days before race. The 3 drivers that advanced were seen in Cuba jusr 4 days before race at the Russian embasy. I have to go, its time to take my pills.
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November 19, 2015 at
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The 1919 white Sox couldn't pull out a fix with 7 guys. No twitter. No Facebook. No Instagram. What on God's green earth makes anyone believe a fix (involving more than one person) could be pulled off in this day and age? Every scenario lined up trying to prove a fix is just silly. Newsflash-if NASCAR was fixed, Jr would be going for championship #4 on Sunday and Danica would be trying to snap the streak.
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