Merry Christmas from the Kistler Racing Products F.A.S.T. Championship Series!!!
'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the shop
My pit crew was working on the race car nonstop.
The Kistler Engines were hung on their stands with care
In hopes that checkered flags soon would be there.
The Goodyears were nestled all snug on their racks
Ready for our 2010 F.A.S.T. Series attack.
The mechanic's tool boxes were all squeaky and clean
They just got settled in to tweak our machine.
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprung from my chair to see what was the matter.
When what with my eyes should I see from afar
But a sleek new 2010 JEI chassis car!
With curves and wings and angles so slick
I knew in a moment it would be very quick.
Then, in a twinkling, I heard something out in the back
Our overhead door opened up with a crack.
As I drew in my head, and was turning around,
Out the door came the pit crew with a leap and a bound.
They were dressed in their crew shirts and looked real slick
I'm pretty sure one of them even looked like St. Nick.
They went to the car and caressed it with care;
Could the new Kistler Cup be hiding in there?
The crew -- how they grinned! Their pride like a lion;
The new car is magic - thanks to Dave, Paul and Brian!
They spoke not a word and went straight to their work,
Rolled the car up the ramp - then one turned with a jerk,
And laying a finger on top of a switch,
The door started down with nary a hitch.
He sprang through the door; the air was cold - it was winter,
And then looked ahead, with his eyes on that sprinter.
I heard him exclaim, as he went out of sight,
"Merry Christmas to all, and to all a FAST night!"
Former Owner/President of FAST and Black Swamp Media
Group. Currently just another fan in the stands.
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