![](cid:004301c74412$22c7d490$7a41fea9@your55e5f9e3d2) ![](cid:004501c74412$22c7d490$7a41fea9@your55e5f9e3d2) The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for ![](cid:004901c74412$22c7d490$7a41fea9@your55e5f9e3d2) Blood plasma. No piece of paper can be folded in half ![](cid:004b01c74412$22c7d490$7a41fea9@your55e5f9e3d2) more than seven (7) times. Donkeys kill more people annually ![](cid:004d01c74412$22c7d490$7a41fea9@your55e5f9e3d2) than plane crashes. You burn more calories sleeping ![](cid:004f01c74412$22c7d490$7a41fea9@your55e5f9e3d2) than you do watching television. Oak trees do not produce acorns ![](cid:005101c74412$22c7d490$7a41fea9@your55e5f9e3d2) until they are fifty (50) years of age or older. The first product to have a bar code ![](cid:005301c74412$22c7d490$7a41fea9@your55e5f9e3d2) was Wrigley's gum. The King of Hearts is the only king ![](cid:005501c74412$22c7d490$7a41fea9@your55e5f9e3d2) WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive ![](cid:005701c74412$22c7d490$7a41fea9@your55e5f9e3d2) from each salad served in first-class. Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise. ![Right-click here to download pictures. To help protect your privacy, Outlook
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Apples, not caffeine,
![](cid:005901c74412$22c7d490$7a41fea9@your55e5f9e3d2) are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
Most dust particles in your house are made from
![Right-click here to download pictures. To help protect your privacy, Outlook
prevented automatic download of this picture from the Internet.]() ![](cid:005b01c74412$22c7d490$7a41fea9@your55e5f9e3d2) DEAD SKIN!
The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.
![](cid:005d01c74412$22c7d490$7a41fea9@your55e5f9e3d2) So did the first " Marlboro Man. "
Walt Disney was afraid
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OF MICE!
PEARLS MELT
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IN VINEGAR!
The three most valuable brand names on earth: ? Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...
![](cid:006301c74412$22c7d490$7a41fea9@your55e5f9e3d2) but, not downstairs.
A duck's quack doesn't echo,
![](cid:006501c74412$22c7d490$7a41fea9@your55e5f9e3d2) and no one knows why.
Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
![](cid:006701c74412$22c7d490$7a41fea9@your55e5f9e3d2) (I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!)
And the best for last.....
![](cid:006901c74412$22c7d490$7a41fea9@your55e5f9e3d2) Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(I know some people like that, don't YOU?)
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Okay, I lied about that being all ... here's a few more interesting facts -
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
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If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. Okay, I lied about that being all ... here's a few more interesting facts -
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
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If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.Guess that's why I was called TOM TOM, THE ATOM BOMB>
(Now that's more like it!)
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The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)
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A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
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A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
(Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)
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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour
(Don't try this at home,maybe at work)
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The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!"![wink](/images/Main/wink_100x100.gif)
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The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes... lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
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The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
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Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
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Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.) IF butterflies had feet my size, they would need a smorgasboard the length of a football field..........from Tom
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The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmm...)
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Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
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Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(okay, so that would be a good thing) "Good God, could that be my problem".......from Tom
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A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
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An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
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Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that too.)
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Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)
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Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure
(What about that pig?!?)
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Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread these crazy facts and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)... In other words, send it to everyone! Have Yourself A great Day !!
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