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As a proud member of the senior brigade I thought I would share some of our new codes in the event you have an/or know a senior person.
> > > > With more and more Seniors texting now and all the kids having
> > > > their little codes...like BFF, ***, etc. So here are some codes for
> > > > Senior Citizens:
> > > >
> > > > ATD - At the Doctor's
> > > > BFF - Best Friends Funeral
> > > > BTW - Bring the Wheelchair
> > > > BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth
> > > > CBM - Covered by Medicare
> > > > CUATSC - See You at the Senior Center
> > > > DWI - Driving While Incontinent
> > > > FWBB - Friend with Beta Blockers
> > > > FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
> > > > FYI - Found Your Insulin
> > > > GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
> > > > GHA - Got Heartburn Again
> > > > HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement
> > > > IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?
> > > > LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out
> > > > LOL - Living on Lipitor
> > > > LWO - Lawrence Welk's On
> > > > OMMR - On My Massage Recliner
> > > > OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas
> > > > ROFL...CGU - Rolling on the Floor Laughing...Can't get Up!
> > > > TTYL - Talk to You Louder
> > > > WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?
> > > > WTFA - Wet the Furniture Again
> > > > WTP - Where's the Prunes
> > > > WWNO - Walker Wheels Need Oil
> > > >
> > > > GGLKI - Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in
I LEARNED ESP FROM MY MOM
"PUT YOUR SWEATER ON: DON'T YOU THINK I KNOW WHEN
YOU'RE COLD?"
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