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Topic: THE ROMANTIC WIFE....NR
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opnwhlr
March 26, 2013 at 01:45:53 PM
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This message was edited on March 26, 2013 at 08:41:03 PM by opnwhlr

 

Subject: Wife/Husband Txt Exchange

A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text: "If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you!

The husband, typically non-romantic, replied, "I'm taking a dump. Please advise."

Sorta brings a tear to your eye doesn't it guys?

 

 
I LEARNED ESP FROM MY MOM

"PUT YOUR SWEATER ON: DON'T YOU THINK I KNOW WHEN 
YOU'RE COLD?"
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