Indianapolis 500...
A "bump day" without any bumping.
Two "moving chicanes" in the field just to fill the 33 car field. Given the 16 1/2 mile per hour speed differential, the leaders should start lapping Jean Alesi within 12 to 14 laps. Hopefully he'll see the danger he's creating and do a "start and park" very early after the initial green flag.
Basically empty stands throughout the two days of qualifying (I remember the "golden years" when 250,000 fans would attend the first day of qualifying).
"Back Home Again In Indiana" by Jim Nabors by video due to his ill health. Get well quickly "Gomer." If only they could do the same with Marie Hulman George -- on second thought how about just the audio without even any video.
Tucson Osty
