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well kids....here it is (finally) 1st, a good spouse is ESSENTIAL!!! gail really put up with a lot for this one, but she liked it!! 2nd, ya gotta have a "JULES" mixer, just to keep things organized!! 3rd , ya gotta have a kitchen aid named Tom...the taller the better! now, ya start (late,of course) & then ya beat one YZ..... now, BE CAREFUL...YOU CAN LOSE A FINGER ON THIS STEP!!! now, you move on....... then ya beat DREW....then TRENTON........yea, i know they're young, but they're easily beaten!......ok, you're almost there....at this point, you can add some SWEETON, just to make things nice!!!( get the kind that comes with 24 Buds)...ok, now you're about to finish....the main thing you need to do this is A GREAT BIG HUMPER!!!!!! WHAT? YOU DON'T HAVE ONE? hell, just call Nebraska, that's where they raise 'em..... ok, the bigger & wider, the better....when they're that way, YOU CAN BEAT 'EM TWICE!!!!!!!!!!!!! OK, now that you're done, just get into the Buds (that came with the Sweetoner) & relax....hell, maybe even take in a race.....maybe shoot the shit with the world famous speedbump(that's a good time)....MAYBE SPEND 18HRS GETTIN HOME!!!! MAYBE WATCH SAMMY BE AN IDIOT AGAIN...(remember Bristol when he tried to hit an official?) Maybe watch the WAYYYYYY too large folks wolf down the greasy , overpriced spuds & other goodies, & then pay case prices for ONE beer!! & then try to scale the stands to their everest type seat....."LOOK, OUR HOUSE!!!" i thought there was something different this yr,too......NAPCAR FAN??? my friend Bill calls 'em "TV Fans!" AFTER ALL THAT, GO SEE WAYNE & ERIN.....nice way to finish...oh, you can add SAVAGE & AJ,to this recipe, but you'd best do this in the mornin & most of the time, they're not availiable then. check the produce counter at cloud nine!!! all in all, a good time...glad to be home....checkin next yr's schedule already.......gettin ready for the wed. nite BB Tourney at our local Moose club in Findlay. every wed nite if you're a member!! thanx to everyone for the sponsorship & time of puttin this thing together! the Hideaway is the best pizza!! albert g's reminds me of AQ!!

i know there's more, maybe later. it does turn out pretty good this way,though!!!!!

Hey Stubb? Do beanbags get a run in the 'car park' at Eldora about April 13th & 14th?

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Could always have a "Stubb Tossing" Tournament there instead. He should be pretty easy to toss,he is full of hot air.

AQ, eveyone knows that that is better than being full of what ever it is YOU are!!!!!! we'll never forget Knoxville!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Okay first off I wanna thank Jules for puttin it all together again...Sweeton for another fun time an some excellent mic work ...Stacey an Esther for puttin the prizes an stuff together an of coarse Duane for this years awesome trophys an the BIG FLAT TIRE loser plaques!!...Yeah the little one did beat us in the chanpionships this time but it was like a high an low for me..I so wanted my partner TALL TOM from NEBRASKA to win very badly but on the other hand he had to be partnered with the stubby one from OHIO! To my partner Terry we made a very nice come back to get into the championships from the losers bracketTo jus come up short but hey thats okay too you shot very well.Now to address you Ohio midget....each time you win you manage to by the luck of the draw get a very hot shooting partner....before the match I should of went with what I was thinking an moving to your end to shoot heads up against you...you bantering an trash talk worked to get into my partners head <----(form of Ohio State head games)!I must agree you are the first two time Chili Bowl champ an it pains me to admit that cause we both know you dont deserve it!But as was annouced by Sweeton the past three years ina row one half of the Chili bowl champs have come frmo the great state of NEBRASKA!!!!Yzzzz was deffenetly hampered by the missing finger but played through the pain ....(thanks to the Cabo)......to everyone who played thanks it was once again a great time!!!! You know Stubb if it wasnt for your lovely wife I really dont think I would even associate myself with you!!!!!!...as alwayssssss The Hump!!!!!

gee Hump.....kinda makes me wanna look at the calendar already!!!! i KNOW how much you like it when we show up!!! the only reason that Sweeton brought that up is because you threatened to wail on him.....i know you did.....just like you bullied your way through the loser's bracket!!! admit it man, you're just pissed 'cause i wouldn't sign autographs til Sat nite!!!!!! Cabo? we don't need no stinking Cabo!!! ditto on the props....as usual, had a great time.....do it again soon?