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A young man and his girlfriend were driving down an old country road when the young lady started feeling frisky. "Drive faster and I will take my clothes off." she said. So, the excited young man started to speed up. After a little while the attractive young female stated, "If you will go just a little faster I will get completely naked!" Without hestiation the young man buried the accelerator! In no time they were speeding out of control on the old country road, when all of a sudden there was a "THUMP" under the car. "I think we hit something?" said the confused young man. "We better go back and see what it is." said the now completely nude young lady.
To their surprise they had run over a little baby skunk. The young lady was almost brought to tears. "We have to try and save it! Pull over and I will pick it up." So, the young man pulled the car to the side of the road and his somewhat dim witted girlfriend picked up the injured skunk and and placed it between her legs. "I don't know what to do?" she exclaimed. "About what?" asked her boyfriend. "About the smell." she replied. "OH, That. No problem, just plug it's nose!"
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