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it is opening day, a day show and  the front strech was ripped out putting the new tunnel in....... and my man wants immediate perfection....are we going to have you chime in every week with Port Royal's track conditions again in 2020?

As a bass swimming in this river I'm not going to chomp into this senko.

I guess you must of missed the Ice Breaker , those track

conditions were terrible.  But I guess that is ok in your mind.

It's been a couple months but nothing has changed. There's still exactly ZERO people here or elsewhere who give even the smallest fraction of a shit what your opinion is. No one cares. You don't need to come back with your usual "can't handle the truth" response because no one gives a shit about that either. It was sunny, dry & breezy with a 2pm start & the track got slick. Everyone on earth beside you apparently will take that for what it is. But you're to stupid & miserable for any of that to sink in, which is fine. You be you. But don't expect anyone else to care because they don't. Have fun spending your summer watching lap times & internet streams while everyone else enjoys their time at the track. I said it before but I legitimately feel sorry for you. 

With so many great dirt tracks closed or plowed under (Iowa State Fairgrounds & Husets Spweedway come to mind) maybe you should be happy to have a dirt track that is open & holds races regularly. Rather than bitch that the racing surface wasn't perfect for an early season daytime race with weather not conducive to keeping moisture in a dirt racetrack.

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Look, I'm a diehard Port Royal supporter and someone who grew up on the back of my dad's race car trailer in the pits and I will say this.  I was definitley disappointed in the track conditions.  But, surface aside, the day was fun and definitely worth the time. The weather was great, the crowd was amazing and there was RACING!!  The less than stellar surface made for some entertaining racing in the consi and features.  It's definitely not what I prefer to watch but for an opening day, in March, I'll take it and be happy.  Lincoln's opener was a garbage track and Port's was not great either, so what.  For me, now that I've moved back to the area from Philly, I'll happily be at Port every week and support them like I have always done. 

Now, about everyone's favorite couch and keyboard commando, Strawser.  Well, what can I say, lol.  No one knows more about race tracks and prep from watching on their computer, like Strawswer.  FiXXXer is correct, no one gives a shit what your opinion is Strawser.  But damn we can't help ourselves and keep from replying to your stupid comments. 

I guess the largest crowd in the history of the Speedway (78 years of Opening Days Races) must've forgotten to ask what you thought about the track..........

Dear Bstrawser. I would have loved to see dust while wearing a t shirt over the weekend. Instesd i drive for 9 hrs on snow covered icy highways to pick up my daughter after being rearended by a drunk. When i got home i spent 6 hrs in a skid steer moving snow. Wanna trade? Ill take bad race tracks over, even good,  highways any day .

Even though I may not know you, I 
care what most of you think!

Unbelievable. As poor schmucks like me and Murphy reside in a hard core racing city with no premier race track, this idiot complains that track conditions for opening day at a dirt track weren't perfect. 

$17 to see 46 410s and 27 super lates and NO junker classes, sounds like heaven to me.

Dewease 16th to 4th in sprints, Flinner 15th to 6th in lates sounds like there was a decent amount of racing and passing going on.

Record opening race crowd, a track cannot ask for anything better,.

I have never been to either track but what would you posse regulars guess the crowd counts were for the Lincoln and Port Royal openers?

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But it was horrible racing.  It is supposed to really heavy and locked down so there is  no passing.  Day time race.  Shouldnt that say it all.  

Dude, half way through the LM feature Flinner realized the top in 1 & 2 was the way to go and was just picking cars off left and right.  Oddly enough, no one else went up there, just him, and they all got passed lol.  He was trying it in 3 & 4 till he realized that was a no go and to stay on the bottom there and go high, wide and handsome into 1.  Was fun to watch him.

It really amazes me that despite several people taking the time to explain the difference between fact and opinion, that you still get them mixed up somehow. Do you even realize how stupid you are? Literally, the meaning of each word is something that was learned by most people in like 2nd or 3rd grade. 

I was kinda surprised it was rubber down in warmups. Times in warmups really feel off from one group to another. Bluebird sky's and a breeze are not a good recipe for a daytime show. All in all I was satisfied and feel I got my monies worth. I'm ready for some racing under the lights. 

Shut up Strawser.

So you quit attending regularly in the 80's and you expect anyone to give a shit what you think. I hate to tell you but if expect those two foot high cushions from back then you are complaining to the wrong people. You should be complaining to the people who made the cars so light and fast because todays cars could not run on those tracks. Things change, deal with it. I am not always happy with track conditions. There are a couple of tracks that don't really like but I don't feel the need cry to the world about it. There are some shows that I just didn't attend for a while if I had something else to do. We will see how it shakes out this year. And no your opinion is not a fact, it is your opinion which you are entiteled to.

Never change Cap'n. You bring enjoyment to my life. Your hatred for a track you supposedly don't go to and all of the reasons why add light to my days. Then the inevitable responses to your trolling are the icing on the cake. 

This clown isn't just hated by folks here on Hoseheads, he's got Stimely and some drivers going at him on twitter too.  This guy is a POS and gives the Strawser name a bad look.  I know some good Strawsers and just lost one that was a friend. This guy, a real douchebag for sure.  But you are correct, his stupid comments are gold and the funniest shit I read on a daily basis.

      I think you just broke one of the rules in Trolling 101. You just gave out enough information that people can figure out who you are.

What's his Twitter handle? I'd love to see what he posts there. 
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