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close enough?

Is that a pinched loaf in that little hippie boy's underwear? OK I'm done, little humor there, very little. but for real that's not a sexy girl behind she has, the "8yr old boy" statement has been validated and confirmed.

KS

Are you guys gay?

She's a carpenter's dream......flat as a board!

 
I LEARNED ESP FROM MY MOM

"PUT YOUR SWEATER ON: DON'T YOU THINK I KNOW WHEN 
YOU'RE COLD?"

My girlfrend is so funny. She said when does the Mtv reality show start based on this social media gossip. LOL

Northern California Sprintcars

More weight, more regulation, more similarity in the 
cars.... that will ensure plenty of thrills for years 
to come.  Only the most average talent behind the 
wheel will be needed with such awesome equipment on 
the track!
minthess 8.28.14

I won't lie, I am a little jealous of Ricky. I would be jealous of Ricky a lot if I didn't have a hot girlfriend, but luckily I do and she loves sprint car racing.

BUT, with the above photo, I have to agree with some of the guys comments. That backside is flat as hell... Really does look like an 8yo's body, and Id be scared I was breaking some kind of law.

Brandon McLain
United Sprint Car Series Driver
2014 Season
National Rookie of the Year!
National Points - 8th
Southern Points - 3rd
Asphalt Points - 3rd
18 Races, 3 Top 5's, 14 Top 10's

We need more sprint car racing at our home track.

And really I have no idea who she is as a person, and if she's a good human being she has my blessings. Now before this gets any deeper, I am not hating, nor jealous, so I'll get my faults out in the open right here- somewhat selfish, glutton, procrastinator, sense of timelinedyslexia, and if I eat at olive garden my turds are like cinder bricks. With that being said, here's my plex about the deal. To make her appealing to the racing crowd she's portrayed as a sex symbol, to make her appeal to America she's a race car driver. Not even close on either count. As a model, you can pull girls better than her out of Utah truck stops. Not saying she's ugly, just not model material. Yeah she drives a race car but she's not a racer. someone who races anything they can get their asses strapped in or onto, and has success with them all is a racer.. The names Foyt, Parnelli, Unser, Stewart, and a few others are real racers that define motorsports excellence. Because of raw, god given talent. Those guys deserve not to have an advertisement with breasts be even remotely associated with their life's work. And the new crop of greats don't deserve having to trust their safety with someone that may make a bad decision that wouldn't have been made by a driver of the appropriate skillset. That would be not so good. Not at all putting women down because I know many females that are awesome at what they do, they are also real about it. She would'nt equal one hair on a racers ass and you can take that to the bank, how does everybody think she would have done running big time in the '60s? Yeah. another thing, if I was going out of my way to follow her every thought, then I could be confused with a person that gives a rightous shit, but I don't. She is being shoved down my throat by everydamn thing around me it seems, and it's all a bunch of half assed fictitious bull skeet. Now for any cap'n save-a-hoe's that don't understand why people are a little sick of her, if you had a loved one going through a dangerous medical procedure and the hospital sends in kim kardashian as your surgeon, you would have f*cking kittens and you know it. Same deal. Also Dale jr is not following the path of a racer, trying yes but it's not there. His father was not a highly versatile wheelman and also was more popular than skilled and if it weren't for Stewart, Kahne, Gordon, and other racers that raced their way in I would rather have my ass kicked by a big biker, than follow a single thing about nascar. I'm sure a few others follow that logic as well. Well that felt good ladies and gentlemen hope I didn't offend anyone that didn't deserve it(joke) good night everybody.

KS

I knew it , you guys are GAY!!!!!! hahahahaha

The girl can drive!!! She has driven to the front(passed cars) and lead the INDY 500 and other races ,Had a shot of winning it her rookie year with 2 laps to go! has one Indy car win,is in the top 10 on speed at daytona in a nascar!! ect... ect... ect... I don't know you but i'll bet your resume isn't even close to that AND I'll bet she looks better than you in that outfit! You just sit behind your computer and keep hatin,and the rest of us will enjoy the ride

http://images.search.yahoo.com/search/images?_adv_prop=image&fr=yfp-t-701&va=danica+patrick+sports+illustrated+swimsuit

 
 
 
They don't even know how to spell sprint car 
much less chromoly...http://www.ycmco.com

These women might be more to your liking:

That dont suprise me-----drives a Ford (fixer upper) why wouldnt his woman be Danica (fixer upper)!

Alright I went on a little rant about the girl and like I said not a personal attack on her, BUT, almost winning a race does not mean much. I almost won the lottery. Any other driver with her #s would not be bouncing around the "top tiers" of racing if it was based on sheer skill. As for my racing resume, it's as deep as some of your gene pools. But in my life's work, the success I've had has been because I do my job well, not because I'm able to be marketable to the masses by flaunting my average good looks, and just because I have a strong distaste for her "success" don't mean I'm gay either, you're only gay if you did it again...(insert joking morgan freeman narration) basicly I appreciate talent in all forms and despise people that shine in a spotlight that belongs to another more capable person. Who that person is I have no idea but I'd bet at least one person from every dirt track in America could do her job better than her, but that would be in a world that made more sense. Enjoy following her as she continues setting the racing world on fire with all her championships and winners checks. And by the way my girl is quite a few leagues beyond Dan, er, Danica AND from the neck down if I were to shave my body, wouldn't be much different. Except I tuck my junk up and around the waistband instead of straight up the back like her photo shows. No harm here guys, just exaggerating my opinion on her rise up the ranks. Take care- Kris

KS

I'm beating this topic to death, but it really does give a good example of why sprint car racing is one of the few remaining things that hasn't been turned to total dog sheet in this corporate jacked up world we live in today. Money rules all and that is just the reality of it, no matter what the intentions are behind it, and in this case, business politicians see to it that because a company needs to sell 10 more stupid websites, their driver is guaranteed a ride and exposure first, worst, or hurse. How many extremely good, young, aspiring racers will not make it to the big leagues in their profession because the fat bastards can make more money with a half ass good looking chick with a tenth of the skill? Commercial bullshit and that pisses me off more than anything, and if it doesn't escalate your blood pressure a little bit then you are just another one of the sheep in the herd. If the sprint car community ever gets to that level I will reluctantly cut ties, but I don't think that will happen although it's been tried. This is a family group, it started with our fathers, grandfathers,(mothers too) and passed down to the next generation and as long as that keeps intact we'll be fine, and that is just a generalization of course there's still a small amount of newcomers that get adopted and that's a good thing. but if the crowd coming out of the stands at Knoxville looked like the crowd coming out of a damn rap concert I would totally give up and move to Australia, which is sounding better everyday. Keep this little (and I mean little!) family true to their values and hopefully we'll still be standing after the muslim from Kenya tries to de-ball and do away with we the people." Hell yes I'm an American, you don't belong here as much as I don't, but I WAS born here and I'll kick your ass!"- Chuck Norris

KS