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July 19, 2007 at
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HOW TO SAVE THE AIRLINES
Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.
Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell -- They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?
The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.
Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and "special services."
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues.
This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.
Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?
Sincerely,
Bill Clinton
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July 19, 2007 at
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I sure can't find any down side to this plan!!!!
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July 19, 2007 at
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Posted By: nodust on July 19 2007 at 08:14:45 AM
HOW TO SAVE THE AIRLINES
Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.
Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell -- They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?
The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.
Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and "special services."
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues.
This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.
Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?
Sincerely,
Bill Clinton
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Great idea. As for male attendants, yeah who likes having a "set of boys"at your eye level when your being served a coca cola? Would rather have the female attendant have to bend down and serve me a soda 
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July 19, 2007 at
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I know it's a joke and all. But do you know why there are flight attendents?
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July 19, 2007 at
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Leave it to Duane!
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July 19, 2007 at
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I have had great experience lately while flying. My husband and I went from San Francisco to Pittsburgh, PA on Delta for $220 each including taxes with only 1 stop. The plane was on time, nice flight attendants, smooth flight, good food, and good movies! Maybe we got lucky or something but I would flight Delta again. Our flight attendants were young, good looking ladies and I didn't see any men. I remember going on a flight once on ATA airlines and they had all gay male flight attendants and my dad said they were flirting with each other when they thought no one was looking, lol. So now he says "ATA is gay"
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