Underwear is Important! > Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your > vehicle...From the Northwest Daily News, comes this story of a Crestview > couple who drove their car to Wal-mart, only to have their car break down > in > the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while > he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group > of > people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs > protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his > lack > of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to > stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her > hand > UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place. Sh e took a deep > breath > and stood up boldly to face the crowd. She looked across the hood and > found > herself staring at her husband, who had been standing idly by. > > The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead
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