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    I hope you have a 360 non wing race,so that the "Worthington Whip" Kourtney Pederson can bring out the 1982 Gambler House car with updates and play right in his back yard.

  As I understand it,he is in negatiations with "Todd Todd the Insulation God" to takaway a bit of his time from being the Mayor of Tea, South Dakota and also some time away from running for Governor of South Dakota,to be his crew chief,and help get him to victory lane.

The Worthington Whip? If it's the Kourtney Pederson that I'm thinking of he was known as the Minnesota Missle.

I've also heard through the rumor mill that the Insulation God was being considered for a spot on Mount Rushmore. Anyone that well known in South Dakota has to be on Mount Rushmore, or at least carve a lifesize of him riding with Crazy Horse.

  I'd seen Kourtney labeled as the "Minnesota Misfire" one time,but as I can see now,that must have been a misprint that didnt get caught by the editor of the article I read on him.

  I had no Ideus that The Insulation God  was being considered for a spot on Mt. Rushmore,but from all I have heard the past several years about him and  politics,it wouldnt surprise me to see him carved in stone there. I understand his Internet talk show "Insulating  4 Idiots" was a real hit up there in the land where below freezing is the norm for most of the months of the year. I was even on the show one week for the "Question of the week" with the great one.

  Hopefully they will have a non wing sprint race at Worthington,and we can get the "Outlaw Greg Blaney" formerly known at the "Oklahoma Posse" to vacate the State of Oklahoma long enough to go up and see the "Worthington Whip" in action. With any luck "The Insulation God" wont be to embarrassed to be seen with us,and maybe we can even go to a Sonic there,and have a re-enactment of "Are you a carhop"?  that we did so many years ago in Knoxville. Then we can all sing the version of "Dani California" that I wrote for Kourtney a few years ago.

Count me in! How could I miss watching the Missle in action, lunch at Sonic (with an in-car guest) and a round of singing? I just wish someone hadn't stolen my Dave Blaney edition Honda, so I could bring it up there and put it on display out in front of the track. I may just have to re-think my trip to Indy this year for that epic event!

  Well all we gotta do is get "The Worthington Whip" to show up at the Pizza Ranch on Sunday before he heads to the Chili Bowl and rally for a non wing race up there. I'm sure you can forgo a trip to Indy. You did last year for the Kokomo Smackdown at the last minute,and I still survived.

I wonder if the Worthington Hy-Vee will let us in for breakfast at 5:30 or so am with coolers that have a few remnants of beer left in them,so we can have breakfast,and the "Outlaw Greg Blaney" can leave without paying like he did at Knoxville one year,and thats where he got his nickname from?

  This is going to be so much fun,please get us a non wing race there "Worthington Whip"  !!!

  I'd seen Kourtney labeled as the "Minnesota Misfire" one time,but as I can see now,that must have been a misprint that didnt get caught by the editor of the article I read on him.

  I had no Ideus that The Insulation God  was being considered for a spot on Mt. Rushmore,but from all I have heard the past several years about him and  politics,it wouldnt surprise me to see him carved in stone there. I understand his Internet talk show "Insulating  4 Idiots" was a real hit up there in the land where below freezing is the norm for most of the months of the year. I was even on the show one week for the "Question of the week" with the great one.

  Hopefully they will have a non wing sprint race at Worthington,and we can get the "Outlaw Greg Blaney" formerly known at the "Oklahoma Posse" to vacate the State of Oklahoma long enough to go up and see the "Worthington Whip" in action. With any luck "The Insulation God" wont be to embarrassed to be seen with us,and maybe we can even go to a Sonic there,and have a re-enactment of "Are you a carhop"?  that we did so many years ago in Knoxville. Then we can all sing the version of "Dani California" that I wrote for Kourtney a few years ago.

We are open to any and all suggestions!! We have had a lot of people contacting us already so we are hoping to pack the Pizza Ranch at 7:00. Hope to see you all there!!

  My vote is for a non wing race and Hornets as the support class,so we can watch Kourtney do double duty that night. This guy is a multi talented super hero,and to get us out of state visitors like the Outlaw Greg Blany and myself from Oklahoma and Indiana respectively to come to Minnesota,we want to get our moneys worth,and more!

I'm not sure the "Missle" still has his Hornet, but that would definitely sweeten the pot. I'd heard he traded the Hornet for a toaster oven and a box of crayons, but I might be wrong. I was mad at him for making the trade, saying he got the short end of the deal. Until I heard it was for the big box of 128 crayons and that made more sense.

Okay, I have to draw the line right here.  I sold my hornet for $250.00, a toaster oven and a case or aerosol cans that were supposed to make me invisible.  Geez.  We won't mention the other thing "The Outlaw" did to earn his name, although there are photos to prove it. 

I wish to apologize for my "friends" high jacking this thread.  I'm going to this meeting before I leave for the Chili Bowl.  The promotors interested in doing something with the track have done a good job and are open to support and ideas for Worthington.  Whilst their bread and butter lies with the fenders, they are open to having some sprintcar shows.  

As for Todd Todd the Insulation God, he is too busy being a superhero trying to keep people warm in this frigid weather.  He did take the time to tell me to pass the following message if The Outlaw and Andrew are indeed coming to the area:  The Outlaw can bring enough Albert G's BBQ for atleast 20 people, and Andrew can drive up through Wisconsin and fill the back of the T&C with plenty of Spotted Cow.  He has to keep his constituents happy. 

Okay, I have to draw the line right here.  I sold my hornet for $250.00, a toaster oven and a case or aerosol cans that were supposed to make me invisible.  Geez.  We won't mention the other thing "The Outlaw" did to earn his name, although there are photos to prove it. 

I wish to apologize for my "friends" high jacking this thread.  I'm going to this meeting before I leave for the Chili Bowl.  The promotors interested in doing something with the track have done a good job and are open to support and ideas for Worthington.  Whilst their bread and butter lies with the fenders, they are open to having some sprintcar shows.  

As for Todd Todd the Insulation God, he is too busy being a superhero trying to keep people warm in this frigid weather.  He did take the time to tell me to pass the following message if The Outlaw and Andrew are indeed coming to the area:  The Outlaw can bring enough Albert G's BBQ for atleast 20 people, and Andrew can drive up through Wisconsin and fill the back of the T&C with plenty of Spotted Cow.  He has to keep his constituents happy.