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July 10, 2007 at
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MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY!
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman
other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does. So
next Saturday at 4 PM . Eastern Time all Canadian women are asked to walk
out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood
terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti terrorist
effort.
All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to
prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they think its okay to see
nude women other than their wife and to show support for all Canadian
women.
Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is
further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment.
The Canadian government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and
applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
God bless Canada.
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July 10, 2007 at
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Duane,
Do you think we could push this back an hour, it's a long drive from here and I will not get out of the track until late on Friday. However, I would be taking some of the Missouri high strength beer and would be willing to share with my "neighbors".
Sweeton
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July 10, 2007 at
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Reply to:
Posted By: nodust on July 10 2007 at 03:36:45 PM
MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY!
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman
other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does. So
next Saturday at 4 PM . Eastern Time all Canadian women are asked to walk
out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood
terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti terrorist
effort.
All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to
prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they think its okay to see
nude women other than their wife and to show support for all Canadian
women.
Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is
further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment.
The Canadian government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and
applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
God bless Canada.
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sounds like a lot of muslim men have been looking at naked women cause they sure have been killing themselves in droves for the past few years.
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July 10, 2007 at
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Posted By: team wright-one on July 10 2007 at 04:15:22 PM
sounds like a lot of muslim men have been looking at naked women cause they sure have been killing themselves in droves for the past few years.
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hmmmm............maybe that is why they are winning. the fighting anyways.
when one considers the true reasons we went to war.......defense contracts........they have done quite well also. I guess its a tie. somethin tells me that in 2009 Dick Cheney will be more than welcome to step back up as Halliburton's president. If one looks at the polls on aol.com 135,000 people have voted and 77% basically think this is the worst president, administration, and congress ever. If Bush approval rating is 29% among voters think what it really is among the entire tax paying nation....considering most of this nation has no confidence left in our voting system since 2000.
The country as a whole is very unhappy with.........wait who voted all these people in???? enough said.
How much would could a wouldchuck chuck if a
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July 11, 2007 at
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Ha! Here is how the UK is handling or should I say mis-handling terrorism.....
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/1501119/story.cfm?c_id=1501119&objectid=10450450
I guess the next time I grow my whiskers out like Hetfield I'll tell everyone that it's my taliban beard to see what reaction I can get.
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July 11, 2007 at
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All that brite white untanned flesh is liable to cause global warming if its a sunny day!
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July 11, 2007 at
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Posted By: lizard on July 10 2007 at 04:07:36 PM
Duane,
Do you think we could push this back an hour, it's a long drive from here and I will not get out of the track until late on Friday. However, I would be taking some of the Missouri high strength beer and would be willing to share with my "neighbors".
Sweeton
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I think it ought to include all weekend days from sun up till sundown
Save your butt, get a colon screening TODAY
For complete line of Sponsor Awards check out
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Duane Davis
Laser Engraving
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Marshalltown, Iowa
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July 11, 2007 at
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Posted By: Offie on July 11 2007 at 12:51:10 PM
All that brite white untanned flesh is liable to cause global warming if its a sunny day!
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LOL I'm trying to keep myself and the chrome dome tanned a little these days
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July 11, 2007 at
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OKCFan12,
Bush has been a terrible disappointment but he's going to have to really put the pedal to the metal to equal poor old Jimmah Carter!
Tucson Osty
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