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Topic: WHY MEN PREFER GUNS OVER WOMEN! N/R
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February 27, 2013 at
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Thanks to the Letterman show for these!
And here we go...
#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.
#3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the Number One reason
Why Men Prefer Guns over women.....
#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun
I LEARNED ESP FROM MY MOM
"PUT YOUR SWEATER ON: DON'T YOU THINK I KNOW WHEN
YOU'RE COLD?"
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February 27, 2013 at
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THANK YOU OPNWHLR!
It may not be Sprint car racing, but it's heck of a lot more interesting than NASCAR!
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February 27, 2013 at
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My wife is not laughing . But I'm rolling I think more from the look on her face. Than the joke itself.
We need more sprint car racing at our home track.
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February 27, 2013 at
07:24:37 PM
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I don't care who you are thats funny right there.
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