Redneck & the Preacher A pompous minister was seated next to a Redneck from Texas on a flight across the country. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
The redneck asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink.
He replied, "I'd rather be savagely raped by brazen whores than let liquor touch these lips".
The redneck then handed his drink back to the flight attendant and said. "Shit, me too. I didn't know we had a choice".
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