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For those of you who missed the show, this is the list Winged Nation announced on Tuesday. Looking forward to talking with Sir Sides tonight at the Grove and hearing his thoughts...
10. In Conjunction with his new Great Clips sponsorship, Sides will cut his hair and donate it to Locks of Love.
9. In an effort to further challenge his racing and his image, Sides will now be switching rides with Jeff Gordon for the 2012 season. No word if Sides will become the face of AARP.
8. Sides will announce that he's hitting the reality tv circuit, first by starving himself on Survivor, then by joining Dancing with the Stars with Kendra as his partner.
7. Sides will announce a major beer sponsorship for the 2012 season. However, after too much celebrating in Victory Lane, Sides will, in turn, owe them money at the end of the year.
6. Jason Sides is joining the PA Posse. Members of Beer Hill Gang rush to buy t-shirts now.
5. After years of traveling down the road, Sides has scientifically solved our nation's debt crisis. He will be running for President in 2012 under the Beer Party campaign. The Sides Bar and Grill at the Freightliner Lounge will now be parked in the White House Lawn.
4. In an effort to win the newly established Mr. Congeniality award, Sides will announce that any time Sammy has a spark plug wire fall off, he will immediately jump out of his race car to replace it.
3. Sides has decided that racing on any kind of dirt track has to be similar, so he's taking his talents to Kentucky…racing a Budweiser Clydesdale in the 2012 Kentucky Derby.
2. Sides will announce that in order to win more races in 2012 and battle for the championship, He will be looking for all and any "dead weight" to remove.
AND...
1. Because economic times are tough, Sides will no longer be able to "Double Down". Single bets only from this point on…
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