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Topic: Funniest thing written on the bathroom wall at Knoxville stands/pits
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June 13, 2011 at
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Ok...enough of the Darrah/Higday or 34raceway or xxx race co or...lol whats the funniest thing you have read on the bathroom wall at the Knoxville raceway??
"Don't look here the jokes in your hand" seems to stand out for me.
Anyone??
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June 13, 2011 at
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Great thread!
When inside a stall there was one that read "Put some f***ing locks on these doors".
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June 13, 2011 at
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Before they built the new restrooms at Skagit Spdwy there was a scribble inside one of the doors that said,
"Here I sit in the pooper, giving birth to a new State Trooper!"
I'm a retired Calif Highway Patrol Officer, but I still thought it was funny!
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June 13, 2011 at
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Here I sit broken hearted,
I came to crap and only farted.
My wife told me if I went to one more Sprint Car race
she would leave me.................I'm sure gonna miss
that ol' gal.
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June 13, 2011 at
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Don't bother wiping the seat , leaping crabs can leap 10 feet!
EEEWWW!!!
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June 13, 2011 at
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Reply to:
Posted By: 1bigsprintfan on June 13 2011 at 08:26:06 PM
Don't bother wiping the seat , leaping crabs can leap 10 feet!
EEEWWW!!!
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Back in 2006 I remember my chick telling me " I want to blow Tony Bockhoven" was written on the stall wall. I still laugh to this day thinking about Justin Zoch writing that
More weight, more regulation, more similarity in the
cars.... that will ensure plenty of thrills for years
to come. Only the most average talent behind the
wheel will be needed with such awesome equipment on
the track!
minthess 8.28.14
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June 13, 2011 at
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Posted By: artie langes habit on June 13 2011 at 08:44:37 PM
Back in 2006 I remember my chick telling me " I want to blow Tony Bockhoven" was written on the stall wall. I still laugh to this day thinking about Justin Zoch writing that
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A little off subject but still a good one, was years ago at Sears Point in the crapper was a sign just above the toilet seat covers read, "Free Rusty Wallace Hats, take one". Now that was funny.
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June 13, 2011 at
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Not at a race track but someone at work took a huge dump. They wrote a sign and posted it above the toilet, it said, "Do Not Flush, World Record" LOL
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June 13, 2011 at
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Here I sit amongst the vapor
Someone stole the toilet paper
How much longer shall I linger
Before I'm forced to use my finger
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June 13, 2011 at
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Mark kinser was here.
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June 13, 2011 at
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dingus bathroom wall "anyone can pee on the floor, be a hero and shit on the ceiling" lol
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June 13, 2011 at
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At a Bar in Pennsylvania.
" He who writes upon these Walls
Rolls his shit into little balls
And he who reads these words of wit
Eats those little balls of Shit"
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June 14, 2011 at
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They paint these walls, to stop my pen
Ha ! Ha! Ha! The Shithouse Poet, Strikes again
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June 14, 2011 at
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An oldie but a goodie:
I've shit in London
I've shit in France
Before I shit here
I'll shit my pants.
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June 14, 2011 at
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Reply to:
Posted By: slow_sprinter on June 13 2011 at 06:35:01 PM
Ok...enough of the Darrah/Higday or 34raceway or xxx race co or...lol whats the funniest thing you have read on the bathroom wall at the Knoxville raceway??
"Don't look here the jokes in your hand" seems to stand out for me.
Anyone??
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My Jessica question post gets deleted but this is fine?
Luna's Ford engine style that won 2 WoO titles and 3
Kings Royals before a weight rule against the best EVER
in their prime and now DOMINATES super dirt late model
racing is no longer allowed/wanted in a WoO sprint
car.... Was Luna a miracle worker?
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June 14, 2011 at
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Not at Knoxville toilet but Univ. of Michigan Stadium bathroom on the toilet seat covers holder,it says,"Penn State Cowboy Hats" take one! Hilarious!!!!!!!!!
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June 14, 2011 at
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I saw this in a bar, "Dyslexics Untie"!!!
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June 14, 2011 at
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This was at a job back in the 80's, Some new fella's was asking if the company gave a bonus at Christmas time & the message on the wall said, So ya want a bonus huh, Bend over & they'll bonus.
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June 14, 2011 at
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That Kevin guy is real popular in the dingus restroom.
Still love husets
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June 14, 2011 at
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Thanks. Have a nice day.
Luna's Ford engine style that won 2 WoO titles and 3
Kings Royals before a weight rule against the best EVER
in their prime and now DOMINATES super dirt late model
racing is no longer allowed/wanted in a WoO sprint
car.... Was Luna a miracle worker?
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