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Topic: Dear Abby, a PC Political joke
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April 27, 2007 at
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Dear Abby,
I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth. One of my sisters lives in Pflugerville and is married to a transvestite.
My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Dallas.
I have two brothers: one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children.
I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Longview. She is a part time "working girl".
All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiancé and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her.
Should I tell her about my cousin who supports (please insert name) for President?
Signed,
Worried About My Reputation
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April 27, 2007 at
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Duane, doesn't that cover just about everyone in Texas?
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April 27, 2007 at
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just vote for Al Sharpton and you are covered...
Lincoln 1845 ft/.35 mile T1=118MPH
Eldora 2287 ft/.43mile T3=135MPH
Port 2716 ft/.51 mile T3=TBD
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April 27, 2007 at
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BRR, don't you have a Skin Head meeting in York to attend?
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April 27, 2007 at
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This message was edited on
April 27, 2007 at
01:45:32 PM by BIGFISH
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Posted By: cheroger on April 27 2007 at 11:29:44 AM
Duane, doesn't that cover just about everyone in Texas?
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There is only one thing wrong with Texas!
Texans live there!!!
Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
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