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Topic: A NODUST, NO DOUBT
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August 03, 2010 at
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A Texan is drinking in a Colorado bar when he gets a call on his cell phone.
He orders drinks for everybody in the bar because, he announces his wife has just produced a baby boy weighing 25 pounds.
Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the Tex an just shrugs, "That's about average in Texas , folks...like I said - my boy's a typical Texas baby boy."
Two weeks later the Texan returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say, you're the father of that baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth, aren't you?
Everybody's been making' bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. ....so how much does he weigh now?
"The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds."
The bartender is puzzled, and concerned. "What happened? He was 25 pounds the day he was born."
The Texas father takes a slow swig from his beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says, "Had him circumcised".
God Bless Texas !!!
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TSA...It's not a GROPE...it's a Freedom Pat!
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August 03, 2010 at
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August 04, 2010 at
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Thanks for the timely tribute to "No Dust". He truely loved: sprint car racing, the NSCHoF&M, Hoseheads and all posters, having fun especially at Osky, helping people and organizations. For Duane the next 10 days (starting tomorrow) were all the year's holidays rolled into one. He truely loved the 360 & 410 Knoxville Nationals,the Osky races, all the events at the NSCHoF&M, his racing buddies and making people laugh . RIP
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