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Unbeliveable......... But it's great championship weekend in 2 days and no drama WOW!!!!!

I guess everybody kissed and made up LOL!!!!!

I hope it stays this way

 Randy       

       DIRT TRACKIN
"When it's wet slide it in"

Larry's been running well lately so he hasn't had much to complain about lol.

Let a sleeping dog lye,I say. 

Normally the full bodied division don't really get started until either championship night. If it don't happen then my bet is during the winter nationals.

David Smith Jr.
www.oklahomatidbits.com

Are you thinking we should vote? LMAO!!!!!

 Randy       

       DIRT TRACKIN
"When it's wet slide it in"

Hell we vote on everything else on tidbits what would it hurt - HA!!!

David Smith Jr.
www.oklahomatidbits.com

no sir.

they are just "going to the mattresses". LMAO (Godfather).

seriously - they are gonna take to the streets with pikes and pitchforks. Kind of like the fight scene in "Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy".

You'll have Neighbors leading the Super Sprint posse with a few broken beer bottles fashioned as shanks. Strike Hill in the back mixing up some good ol' molotov cocktails (with a touch of propylene lol).

Robert Sellers could lead the champ sprints - military style. And probably have a great plan from all that Air Force experience until.......of course........Garnett gets his dander up and sabotages (spins) the entire champ sprint team. In turn, Marshala will raise the champ sprint team out of the ashes - just to order everyone to repeatedly attack the wall. The remnants will be reformed by Shane Sellers sporting both dads great battle plan and a GREAT mullet - and they will go Motley Crue on everyone else and win. And he even gets the girl in the end - like Transformers. lmao.

The Pro Stock team will never make it to the battlefield - or at least they will fight a few elimination rounds amongst themselves - greatly reducing their fighting strength, not good - they would be the underdogs anyway. Their team will be dissolves when General Smith realizes he has a better chance of surviving the fight with the Modified team (you know - the team that doesn't put bounty's on its own players). Brill will be in a fight very much like this - but between promoters - and will be spanked harshly, yet again, by Lanny Edwards. but thats for another time.

Now the modified group is the wildcard. This is a tenacious group full of fiery grit, talent, and determination - and they well could take out everyone else much like they sometimes do themselves in a 20 lap feature. Reed will be the wrecking ball - but once he has been dispatched (by an assassin going for a bounty ironically) - Chickering, Oliva, Steve Smith, and the rest will probably prevail - frame rails fashioned as pikes will be their primary weapon - and they will be protested and closely inspected - before ultimately being deemed legal by the referee (Lanny Edwards). Speaking of which - the referee may be the first casualty of this epic battle. so....... not sure where else to go with that one. Lets just say their frame rails are suspicious.

The sport mods deserve the least mention. Over 70 will show up - from all over the state and armed to the teeth - but then desertion will reduce their total fighting force down to 12. So as the epic battle commences between the supers, champs, and mods.......the sport mod team will sit on the sideline and eat chips. The great unknown will always be Mike Whitworth - you see - Mike Whitworth is like General Lee. A gentleman as well as brilliant strategist and engineer. If somehow the Lawton sport mod team finds their way to this fight - the outlook changes drastically against the Rockin Mullet-led champ sprint team.

So after the Fog in Garnetts Glasses - and Marshala ordering flanking maneovuers against a concrete wall - the Champ Sprint team will be less of a factor. But led by The Rockin Mullet and his model as well as the formidable and contentious Hog Wagon Franchise - they will withstand the onslaughts of Neighbors broken beer bottles - and Strike Hill's infamous Heat Bombs. The mod team will have many tricks up their sleave - but in the 3rd stage of the battle many will desert for a greater cause and venture like nomadic bandits to the next NCRA Modified race.

So it's down to the sprints. And here is where it gets tricky. After charges, counter charges, and repulses by both sides - The Hog Wagon Franchise ( Joe Wood Jr. and JD Porter) bring out the "Aces in the Hole" - Randy Hilbers and James Lenhart (Neo and Morpheus) - who will shoot lightining and thunder from their ass in great volume and with devastating, fatal effect - and the Champ Sprints will be victorious - and also be the first to be detained and charged. Their story ends not in the Hog Wagon - but in the Paddy Wagon. lol.

And in an ironic twist of fate - the Super Sprint team - after their defeat despite greater resources - will become so demoralized they will hit the drawing board hard to get their justice and revenge - Cheese will become their new leader - and will convert them all to ASCS. And armed with bigger wings and bigger heads - Cheese will lead the ASCS team (formerly known as super sprints) to what by all rights should be a decisive victory. Rumor has it that a special weapon is even being designed by David Jones' - and that is has more to do with his divine chili/hot dogs than it does the revered ARP Dominator. My guess is David is harnessing the energy those hot dogs create as they are broken down in the stomach - and the explosive result will make Oppenheimer jealous.

Yep - 1 great big FART BOMB.

How much would could a wouldchuck chuck if a 
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Cody, you got way too much time on your hands! Funny story tho! One question----WTH is a pike? Pikes & pitchforks? Hmmmmm, must be an El Reno thing! LOL

Flash
New website!!!!!!!!!

www.flashracecarbodies.com

Cody that is the funniest thing i have read on here in a long time! The said part is I believe it to be partially true...... Tuesday night the leader of the Champ Sprint team was out practicing his victory dance. Here is the video for those who missed it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXXiw7mjyEU By the way for those who do not know, Shane turned 21 on Tuesday. He's all growed up!

Bobby Springer #25

WOW!!! It would be real hard to top that one, That's some funny stuff and the wife said I had to much time on my hands LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

 Randy       

       DIRT TRACKIN
"When it's wet slide it in"

Well ive never been to one of these championship weekends is there anything special extra pay extra points? Just asking dont no. But im ready to watch some racin just want to no what ive got to look forward to?

Lance aka (FUNNN)


                     

CCC have you been marinating again? You're freekin NUTS!!!LOL

That...was...awesome.

CCC, If David had a post of the week award , you'd win it hands down , good stuff. I am with GoSprintN, you been getting marinated again?, remember the ASCS Creek show is coming up in a couple of weeks and if the wind is from the right direction let the marination begin, right CCC?

Good job Cody, I taught you well. LOL

I like dirt!

The story is very funny (and yes some truth too). Thanks Bobby for topping it off with hilarious. That was some great footage.