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April 01, 2009 at
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PERRIS AUTO SPEEDWAY
18700 Lake Perris Drive
Perris, CA 92571
www.perrisautospeedway.com
FOR MORE INFORMATION CONTACT: Scott Daloisio (909) 226-7768 or [email protected]
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE PERRIS AUTO SPEEDWAY CLOSES WOMEN’S RESTROOMS!
(APRIL 1, 2009, PERRIS, CA) Perris Auto Speedway promoter Don Kazarian announced that effective immediately, due to the serious drought conditions in California, the track will be closing all of the women’s restrooms. The water saved will be water that is used on the famous half-mile clay oval.
“All of those flushes add up and will go towards filling up the water truck,” Kazarian said with his broken ankle propped up on his desk. “We know this will cause a minor inconvenience, but it will not only help with the track, but with the drought conditions as well.”
The veteran promoter plans on sectioning off a couple of the stalls in each of the men’s restrooms for the female fans. When questioned if privacy would be a problem, Kazarian acknowledged that this was a concern when he made the decision. However, he claims to have solved it. “We are going to nail some sheets to the walls,” he said. “And, they will not be the cheep flimsy kind. We will get the cotton ones with a pattern so nobody can see through them and we will be sure to make the lights on the women’s side of the restrooms very dim.”
When queried if he had asked females who work at The PAS for advice before making the decision, Kazarian meekly smiled and said, “No, I did not. Well, to be honest, I haven’t exactly told them about this yet.”
The women’s portion of the restrooms will have separate doors from the men’s. Kazarian stated, “We want to make this transition as painless and comfortable as possible. We are blending some of the red and white paint for the crash wall and will paint the ladies side of the restrooms pink. We will also have the baby changing stations in each restroom like we always have. That will work out well like always unless Ocotmom shows up.”
Kazarian closed his thoughts on this transition with a wink and smile and added, “Be sure to tell everyone to have a happy April’s Fools Day and do not believe everything you hear or read.”
[email protected] is the only authorized Internet address to issue official media news released from The Perris Auto Speedway or Oval Entertainment
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April 01, 2009 at
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Posted By: ScottDaloisio on April 01 2009 at 08:21:33 AM
PERRIS AUTO SPEEDWAY
18700 Lake Perris Drive
Perris, CA 92571
www.perrisautospeedway.com
FOR MORE INFORMATION CONTACT: Scott Daloisio (909) 226-7768 or [email protected]
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE PERRIS AUTO SPEEDWAY CLOSES WOMEN’S RESTROOMS!
(APRIL 1, 2009, PERRIS, CA) Perris Auto Speedway promoter Don Kazarian announced that effective immediately, due to the serious drought conditions in California, the track will be closing all of the women’s restrooms. The water saved will be water that is used on the famous half-mile clay oval.
“All of those flushes add up and will go towards filling up the water truck,” Kazarian said with his broken ankle propped up on his desk. “We know this will cause a minor inconvenience, but it will not only help with the track, but with the drought conditions as well.”
The veteran promoter plans on sectioning off a couple of the stalls in each of the men’s restrooms for the female fans. When questioned if privacy would be a problem, Kazarian acknowledged that this was a concern when he made the decision. However, he claims to have solved it. “We are going to nail some sheets to the walls,” he said. “And, they will not be the cheep flimsy kind. We will get the cotton ones with a pattern so nobody can see through them and we will be sure to make the lights on the women’s side of the restrooms very dim.”
When queried if he had asked females who work at The PAS for advice before making the decision, Kazarian meekly smiled and said, “No, I did not. Well, to be honest, I haven’t exactly told them about this yet.”
The women’s portion of the restrooms will have separate doors from the men’s. Kazarian stated, “We want to make this transition as painless and comfortable as possible. We are blending some of the red and white paint for the crash wall and will paint the ladies side of the restrooms pink. We will also have the baby changing stations in each restroom like we always have. That will work out well like always unless Ocotmom shows up.”
Kazarian closed his thoughts on this transition with a wink and smile and added, “Be sure to tell everyone to have a happy April’s Fools Day and do not believe everything you hear or read.”
[email protected] is the only authorized Internet address to issue official media news released from The Perris Auto Speedway or Oval Entertainment
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Outstanding.
I hope more track operaters follow this trailblazing act. I can't count the times I've sent the wench to fetch my beer only to wait longer than needed because she "had to pee". Restricted restroom use for females is long overdue at all racetracks. Kudos.
Geez, I had fun.
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April 01, 2009 at
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wow... now wait a minute guy's hope you know how ugly this could have gotten! you think you had problems before waiting for your beer.. would you really want to drink that beer had we had no restrooms !!! and yes I would..lol...... ............................................................................................................................ there are but two sports bullfighting and auto racing all the rest are just a game!!!!!
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April 01, 2009 at
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Just have the women pee on the track. It would add some extra "tackiness" and maybe help the clay hold moisture. Make the kids pee on the track too.
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April 01, 2009 at
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It might make for an entertaining intermission!!!!
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April 01, 2009 at
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Posted By: Pitcrew82 on April 01 2009 at 12:10:28 PM
Just have the women pee on the track. It would add some extra "tackiness" and maybe help the clay hold moisture. Make the kids pee on the track too.
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You wouldn't think it was such a hot idea if you were flat tracking a bike.
Not a bad idea, though. They could just hang it off a flatbed and hit the dry spots on the way around the track. Helps with water conservation, too!
Aim a problem?
Everything you know is wrong.
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April 01, 2009 at
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Posted By: wallscraper on April 01 2009 at 02:48:24 PM
You wouldn't think it was such a hot idea if you were flat tracking a bike.
Not a bad idea, though. They could just hang it off a flatbed and hit the dry spots on the way around the track. Helps with water conservation, too!
Aim a problem?
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I'm not looking forward to wheel packing either......although I've had pissy nights before...
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April 01, 2009 at
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April 01, 2009 at
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I'll help! I'll do my part..
Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
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April 01, 2009 at
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Here goes the Boat Races also
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April 01, 2009 at
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Word on the street is Turn4 and Ralphie are selling reserved seats in the mens john, don't know if its true or not contact Ralphie and Rob for more info.
Grady
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April 01, 2009 at
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April 02, 2009 at
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yep we have hole in wall of the last stall ajoining the ladies room,and in light of the current economic situation we'll sell it real cheap.
you can call Ralphie at 1-800-DONT PEEK
ROB
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April 02, 2009 at
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Posted By: race88 on April 01 2009 at 05:35:54 PM
I'm not looking forward to wheel packing either......although I've had pissy nights before...
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Actually, I hear that it could be good for your complexion. Wheel pack with an open-face helmet to get the full benefit.
Everything you know is wrong.
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April 02, 2009 at
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Posted By: wallscraper on April 02 2009 at 04:43:36 PM
Actually, I hear that it could be good for your complexion. Wheel pack with an open-face helmet to get the full benefit.
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Gottcha,head up,lid open,mouth shut,breath through my nose....can I at least wear my glasses....the things we do to be purdeyyy
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April 03, 2009 at
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Posted By: race88 on April 02 2009 at 09:23:02 PM
Gottcha,head up,lid open,mouth shut,breath through my nose....can I at least wear my glasses....the things we do to be purdeyyy
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No, no, no.
Get some of those little goggles off Ebay. The ones like Earnhardt used to wear. Or Rite Aid has a lot of stylish shades for a couple of bucks. They're so cheap you can use 'em like tear-offs. The ones with glitter will sparkle when you come hauling out of three in the late afternoon sun. A little gay, (not that there's anything wrong with that), but cool.
I wish this thread hadn't started because now I'm back to wondering what Jim may be mixing into the track over here at Ventura Raceway. It seems way too greasy at first. Kinda like some of the chili you get down in Mexico.
Anyway, for a long time after we come off the track there's this curious odor around the car. The smell keeps most of the chics away, but the modified guys seem to like it.
Everything you know is wrong.
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April 03, 2009 at
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The same number of ladies will flush and wash hands the same number of times no matter how many stalls are availible. So where is the water savings? So for the sake of political correctness this ridiculous stunt will produce longer lines for the ladies and men and anger the fans. This is social engineering at it's worst.
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April 03, 2009 at
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OMG I took the bait. April Fool. Scott I'll get you for this. Maybe I will send you up a Cervesa like Ralphie but slip a mickie in it.
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Posted By: davemahar on April 03 2009 at 05:25:00 PM
OMG I took the bait. April Fool. Scott I'll get you for this. Maybe I will send you up a Cervesa like Ralphie but slip a mickie in it.
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Dave ,you send a warm mug of an amber liquid up top to Scott ...I don't think he'd give it the old taste test...not after this thread!
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