It's late fall and the Indians on a remote reservation in South Dakota asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild.
Since he was a chief in a modern society, he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky, he couldn't tell what the winter was going to be like.
Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he told his tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect firewood to be prepared.
But, being a practical leader, after several days, he got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked, "Is the coming winter going to be cold ?'
'It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold,' the meteorologist at the weather service responded.
So the chief went back to his people and t old them to collect even more firewood in order to be prepared
A week later, he called the National Weather Service again. 'Does it still look like it is going to be a very cold winter?'
'Yes,' the man at National Weather Service again replied, 'it's going to be a very cold winter.'
The chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of firewood they could find.
Two weeks later, the chief called the National Weather Service again. 'Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?'
'Absolutely,' the man replied. 'It's looking more and more like it is going to be one of the coldest winters we've ever seen.'
'How can you be so sure?' the chief asked.
The weatherman replied, 'The Indians are collecting firewood like crazy.'
Always remember this whenever you get advice from a government official!
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It's late fall and the Indians on a remote reservation in South Dakota asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild.
Since he was a chief in a modern society, he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky, he couldn't tell what the winter was going to be like.
Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he told his tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect firewood to be prepared.
But, being a practical leader, after several days, he got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked, "Is the coming winter going to be cold ?'
'It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold,' the meteorologist at the weather service responded.
So the chief went back to his people and t old them to collect even more firewood in order to be prepared
A week later, he called the National Weather Service again. 'Does it still look like it is going to be a very cold winter?'
'Yes,' the man at National Weather Service again replied, 'it's going to be a very cold winter.'
The chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of firewood they could find.
Two weeks later, the chief called the National Weather Service again. 'Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?'
'Absolutely,' the man replied. 'It's looking more and more like it is going to be one of the coldest winters we've ever seen.'
'How can you be so sure?' the chief asked.
The weatherman replied, 'The Indians are collecting firewood like crazy.'
Always remember this whenever you get advice from a government official!
LOL! Thank goodness winter is nearly over and I can stop stockpilling natural gas.
Only 3 weeks till ASCS at Devils Bowl. I would add something political to your post
but it would get axed. I even had a non political post removed because it's content
made fun of Posse......That reminds me, is Daryn Pittman considered Posse now or
If a driver can tell you what area of the country PA is in, some fans will consider them Posse.
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An elderly Posse's first trip to Knoxville was his first venture outside of Posse Land, he decided to take a tour of this new territory when he came upon the tiniest cabin he had dun ever seen in his whole Billhilly life.
Intrigued, he went up and knocked on the door.
'Anybody home in dar?' he asked.
'Yep,' came a kid's voice through the door.
'Is your Pa there?' asked Posse
'Pa? Nope, he left afore Ma came in,' said the kid.
'Well, is your Ma there?' persisted da Posse
'Ma? Nope, she left just afore I got here,' said the kid.
'Well shouted Posse, aint younses Iowan's never together as a family?'
'Sure, but never in here,' said the kid through the door.
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What if Adan and Eve were Posse fans?
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Sipping her drink, the single girl leered and said, "Last Friday at the end of the work day I went to my boyfriend's office wearing a leather coat. When all the other people had left, I slipped out of it and all I had on was a leather bodice, black stockings and stiletto heels. He was so aroused that we made passionate love on his desk right then and there!"
The married woman put her glass down and said, "I did a lot of planning. I made arrangements for the kids to stay over at Grandma's. I took a long scented-oil bath and then put on my best perfume. I slipped into a tight leather bodice, a black garter belt, black stockings and six-inch stilettos. I finished it off with a black mask. When my husband got home from work, he grabbed a beer and the remote, sat down and yelled, 'Hey, Batman, what's for dinner?
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If a driver can tell you what area of the country PA is in, some fans will consider them Posse.
Hey nodust
Do you know what a pallet of shingles and a fat girl have in common?
They are both get nailed by an illegal immigrant eventually
More weight, more regulation, more similarity in the
cars.... that will ensure plenty of thrills for years
to come. Only the most average talent behind the
wheel will be needed with such awesome equipment on
the track!
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Posted By: artie langes habit on March 04 2009 at 01:24:44 PM
Hey nodust
Do you know what a pallet of shingles and a fat girl have in common?
They are both get nailed by an illegal immigrant eventually
Ain't that the truth
Here is something that should be of great interest for you to pass around. I didn't know of this until it was pointed out to me. Back during The Great Depression, President Herbert Hoover ordered the deportation of ALL illegal aliens in order to make jobs available to American citizens that desperately needed work. Harry Truman deported over two million Illegal's after WWII to create jobs for returning veterans. And then again in 1954, President Dwight Eisenhower deported 13 million Mexican nationals! The program was called 'Operation Wetback' so that American WWII and Korean veterans had a better chance at jobs. It took 2 Years, but they deported them! Now, if they could deport the illegal's back then, they can sure do it today!! lf you have doubts about the veracity of this information, enter Operation Wetback into your favorite search engine or Wikipedia and confirm it for yourself. Oh... don't forget Hoover and Ike were fiscally conservative Republicans and Harry S. was a fiscally conservative 'blue dog' Democrat.
Reminder:
Don't forget to pay your taxes... 12 no .... make that 13 million Illegal Aliens are depending on you!!!
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Here is something that should be of great interest for you to pass around. I didn't know of this until it was pointed out to me. Back during The Great Depression, President Herbert Hoover ordered the deportation of ALL illegal aliens in order to make jobs available to American citizens that desperately needed work. Harry Truman deported over two million Illegal's after WWII to create jobs for returning veterans. And then again in 1954, President Dwight Eisenhower deported 13 million Mexican nationals! The program was called 'Operation Wetback' so that American WWII and Korean veterans had a better chance at jobs. It took 2 Years, but they deported them! Now, if they could deport the illegal's back then, they can sure do it today!! lf you have doubts about the veracity of this information, enter Operation Wetback into your favorite search engine or Wikipedia and confirm it for yourself. Oh... don't forget Hoover and Ike were fiscally conservative Republicans and Harry S. was a fiscally conservative 'blue dog' Democrat.
Reminder:
Don't forget to pay your taxes... 12 no .... make that 13 million Illegal Aliens are depending on you!!!
good luck with that --- I live 45 mins from the 2 biggest mexico border crossings in Texas and its a circus every day. I wont go Mexico anymore I used to go over on saturday mornings now and then but you never know where the next shooting will come from The scariest thing I've seen down here was this link--- I was in the store at the time the guy was an illegal on the run and wanted in El Paso
More weight, more regulation, more similarity in the
cars.... that will ensure plenty of thrills for years
to come. Only the most average talent behind the
wheel will be needed with such awesome equipment on
the track!
minthess 8.28.14
More weight, more regulation, more similarity in the
cars.... that will ensure plenty of thrills for years
to come. Only the most average talent behind the
wheel will be needed with such awesome equipment on
the track!
minthess 8.28.14
