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If you FART it might stink,if you step in a mud puddle your foot might get wet. IF YOU LOAD YOUR RACE CAR ON THE TRAILER AND HEAD DOWN THE ROAD WITHOUT LOOKING AT THE WEATHER CHANNEL YOU MIGHT BE OUT THE COST OF THE TRIP ,,,BECAUSE THE RACE RAINS OUT.

IT AINT THE GOOD OL DAYS ANYMORE WHERE WE GOT PAID FOR HEAT RACE FINISHES LIKE IN THE 60s.,AND MOST TRACKS NOW LET THE FAST GUYS START UP FRONT INSTEAD OF LEARNING TO DRIVE BY COMING FROM THE BACK TO WIN. SOME OF USE WHO BEEN AROUND ALONG TIME REMEMBER TIMES WERE MUCH BETTER ALONG TIME AGO....SO MANY OF OUR CHIOCES ARE MADE DUE TO THE O MIGHTY DOLLAR...SOMETIMES YOU GOT TO STOP YOURSELF AND REMEMBER WE DO THIS FOR FUN AND IF IT AINT FUN NOMORE MAYBE ITS TIME TO QUIT. BUT WE LOVE WHAT WE DO SO WE KEEP DOING IT.

THE NEW GUYS OUT THERE I CAN TELL YOU THIS ,,RACING STARTED WITH SOME GUYS IN A FIELD WAVING A GREASE RAG FOR FLAGS TO STOP AND GO WITH ,stop yourself and think when you talk down A track owner his is working his but to give use a great place to race.

There is just as much work if not more in running a track then keeping up a race car,and the risk is much greater,and the reward can be greater to it goes long with the bigger the chance you take the bigger the reward can be. SO REMEMBER WHEN YOU CUT DOWN A TRACK OWNER THEY WORK JUST HAS HARD AS YOU AND HAVE MUCH MORE AT STAKE........THINK ABOUT IT WE COULD BE RACING IN OUR BACK YARDS AGAIN WITHOUT THE TRACK OWNERS.

Win as if you are use to it.And lose as if you enjoyed 
it for a change.Its hard to get to the top and alot 
harder to stay there.

Caps lock on or off cousin Goober!

Your semi-literate ramblings are hard enough to read without your inconsistencies.

chas

"As long as I can have a fast boat, a margarita 
machine and can light my hair on fire, I'll be just 
fine."

Jason Giambi

I spent 30 seconds in Word to make this pile of dogcrap readable.

If you fart it might stink, if you step in a mud puddle your foot might get wet. If you load your race car on the trailer and head down the road without looking at the weather channel you might be out the cost of the trip because the race rains out. It aint the good ol days anymore where we got paid for heat race finishes like in the 60s, and most tracks now let the fast guys start up front instead of learning to drive by coming from the back to win. Some of use who been around along time remember times were much better along time ago. So many of our choices are made due to the o mighty dollar. Sometimes you got to stop yourself and remember we do this for fun and if it isn’t fun anymore maybe its time to quit. But we love what we do so we keep doing it. The new guys out there i can tell you this racing started with some guys in a field waving a grease rag for flags to stop and go with, stop yourself and think when you talk down a track owner his is working his but to give use a great place to race. There is just as much work if not more in running a track then keeping up a race car, and the risk is much greater, and the reward can be greater to it goes long with the bigger the chance you take the bigger the reward can be. So remember when you cut down a track owner they work just has hard as you and have much more at steak. Think about it we could be racing in our back yards again with the track owners. 

"...more at steak..."

Medium rare, if you please....

If you're gonna post a rant, at least use proper english, the word is "stake"....And since I'm on my soapbox, the correct phrase is "...should have...", not "...should of....."

Chuck.....

Member of this message board since 1997

I guess that's Missouri's way of spelling DIPLOMA. Spelling wasn't part of the curriculum taught at this gentlemen's school i'm guessing.

Trophy Cup......Best race of the year hands down!

If you move your left-hand over just a tad bit to the left you can take the Caps Lock off. That would be much appreciated and also you can use the spell-check above your post where it say's "abc" at. These are just the little things that help people enjoy what your posting rather then having to pull out "You know your a Redneck" book to decipher the post's being presented on here.

Trophy Cup......Best race of the year hands down!

If racers are dumb enough to travel a great distance,at their expense,to race fine.....but they shouldn't get Mugged by a promoter at the backgate....a promoter could look at the weather channel to ...he chose the date....giving the reg. and pit pass fee's back to the participants is a brain dead decision ....racers take risk-promoters take risk....fair is fair

Today on Hoseheads - if you signed on in the last 5 days with single digit posts and rail racers who are pissed off because they got screwed at Springfiled, maybe YOU should jus STFU and send them the refund because not only are we sick of your horseshit...but you need to save your breath for the State AG who will be at your door soon enough...and if you can't spell AG, then we can't help you there either.

Lincoln 1845 ft/.35 mile T1=118MPH 
Eldora 2287 ft/.43mile T3=135MPH
Port 2716 ft/.51 mile T3=TBD
Grove 2792 ft/.53 mile T3=135MPH
Selinsgrove 2847 ft/.54 mile T1=136MPH
"I didn't move to PA from El Paso in search of better 
weather." Van May

Reading this whole thread is one of the best laughs I've had in a long time, but here's the part that was the best:  "WOULD YOU LIKT OT TRY MRE ON NUMBERS THATS MY GAME."

I'm going to go out on a limb and say that if you don't know your ABC's then you probably don't know your 123's either.

Here's a great example of why kids should stay in school. 

Hey red you gonna be at the chili bowl because if you are i would like to meet (or in your case meat) you. I really want to see what stupid looks like. Give it up dude go put your nose back up Hoffman and Blands ass and keep that redbandana handy so you can wipe your nose every now and then. Darin Robison

Here's a great example of why kids should stay in school.

AMEN!!!!

"Give me a diablo sandwich, a Dr. Pepper, and make it 
quick, I'm in a goddamn hurry." 

You are probably the guy at the gate that was cussing the woman ,the real loud mouth one. i am sure they will remmeber you   CRY BABY

Win as if you are use to it.And lose as if you enjoyed 
it for a change.Its hard to get to the top and alot 
harder to stay there.

So go back March 14th it will be a half priced weekend ,if you been in Racing long you would know this or have you ever payed for a race car figured not.If you go somwhere else you will have double fees again,,,gas and entry..

Win as if you are use to it.And lose as if you enjoyed 
it for a change.Its hard to get to the top and alot 
harder to stay there.

Itt dosen't mattr weatherr aneybuddy kan underrstande wut u ment, u jus end upp makeing urself looke lik ane idiot...I gots mee won uv dem dare DEPLOMAS too!

do it in the dirt

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

"As long as I can have a fast boat, a margarita 
machine and can light my hair on fire, I'll be just 
fine."

Jason Giambi

ok, I'll bite...

We'd all "LIKT OT TRY MRE ON NUMBERS" since, as you so eloquently put it, they are you're game.

Amaze away; I'll get you started: 1 and 1 are 2...

"As long as I can have a fast boat, a margarita 
machine and can light my hair on fire, I'll be just 
fine."

Jason Giambi

Ricky Weld home address 4300 Laurel Ave Kansas City Mo 64133,,,,address has been double checked with his wife who i talked to a few moments ago,,,,,She said she would love to get any photos people would like to send,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, The Weld family was a great Racing family ,,,,We all remmeber Pappy,,,,Jerry,,, Greg ,,,Kenny,,,and Ricky,,,,Total wins in that family WOW

Win as if you are use to it.And lose as if you enjoyed 
it for a change.Its hard to get to the top and alot 
harder to stay there.

Okay, I am about as redneck as you can get. My spelling sucks and my literary skills are not that great but please pass on the secret decoder ring code so I can figure out how;

LIKT OT TRY MRE ON NUMBERS

translated to:

Ricky Weld home address 4300 Laurel Ave Kansas City Mo 64133,,,,address has been double checked with his wife who i talked to a few moments ago,,,,,She said she would love to get any photos people would like to send,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, The Weld family was a great Racing family ,,,,We all remmeber Pappy,,,,Jerry,,, Greg ,,,Kenny,,,and Ricky,,,,Total wins in that family WOW

You mentioned that you didnt need to spell to drive a race car... You sure need to be able to explain yourself, i think that bandana is wrapped a little tight.... You aint no Outlaw rookie, stop before you kill yourself..... You got to record a session when you get out the car and try to explain what the car was doing and what adjustments need to be made... I want to hear that on tape....