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February 07, 2007 at
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At last, A bumper sticker for both parties.
FINALLY, someone has come out with a 100% bipartisan political bumper sticker. The hottest selling bumper sticker comes from New York State.
"RUN HILLARY RUN"
Democrats put it on the rear bumper.
Republicans put it on the front bumper.
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February 07, 2007 at
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Is it 1995 where you live? I have yet to see any jokes that aren't at least 10 years old.
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February 07, 2007 at
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correct! only the democrat party will BUY INTO a 10 year old joke like that cow.
Lincoln 1845 ft/.35 mile T1=118MPH
Eldora 2287 ft/.43mile T3=135MPH
Port 2716 ft/.51 mile T3=TBD
Grove 2792 ft/.53 mile T3=135MPH
Selinsgrove 2847 ft/.54 mile T1=136MPH
"I didn't move to PA from El Paso in search of better
weather." Van May
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February 07, 2007 at
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One sunny day in 2008, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton."
The Marine replied, "Sir, Mrs. Clinton is not President and doesn't reside here."
The old man said, "Okay," and walked away.
The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to
the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton".
The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mrs. Clinton
is not President and doesn't reside here."
The man thanked him and again walked away . . .
The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the
very same Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President
Hillary Clinton."
The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man
and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to
speak to Mrs. Clinton. I've told you already several times that Mrs.
Clinton is not the President and doesn't reside here. Don't you understand?"
The old man answered, "Oh, I understand you just fine. I just love
hearing your answer!"
The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow."
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February 07, 2007 at
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Ooooh, nice job updating the names and dates on that one, Duane! Find/Replace is working pretty well for you, eh?
Oh, and just to clarify . . . I don't support Hillary Clinton. She's not liberal enough for me.
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February 07, 2007 at
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lol
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February 07, 2007 at
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We Iowans can come up with some great ideas!!
> Becoming Illegal (Actual letter from an Iowa resident and sent to his
> senator)*
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> The Honorable Tom Harkin
> 731 Hart Senate Office Building
> Phone (202) 224 3254
> Washington DC, 20510
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> Dear Senator Harkin,
> As a native Iowan and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue
> Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the
> Department of Homeland Security in an effort to determine the process
> for becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you.
> My primary reason for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen to
> illegal alien stems from the bill which was recently passed by the
> Senate and for which you voted. If my understanding of this bill's
> provisions is accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in the
> United States for five years, all I need to do to become a citizen is
> to pay a $2,000 fine and income taxes for three of the last five
> years. I know a good deal when I see one and I am anxious to get the
> process started before everyone figures it out.
> Simply put, those of us who have been here legally have had to pay
> taxes every year so I'm excited about the prospect of avoiding two
> years of taxes in return for paying a $2,000 fine. Is there any way
> that I can apply to be illegal retroactively? This would yield an
> excellent result for me and my family because we paid heavy taxes in
> 2004 and 2005.
> Additionally, as an illegal alien I could begin using the local
> emergency room as my primary health care provider. Once I have
> stopped paying premiums for medical insurance, my accountant figures
> I could save almost $10,000 a year.
> Another benefit in gaining illegal status would be that my daughter
> would receive preferential treatment relative to her law school
> applications, as well as "in-state" tuition rates for many colleges
> throughout the United States for my son.
> Lastly, I understand that illegal status would relieve me of the
> burden of renewing my driver's license and making those burdensome
> car insurance premiums. This is very important to me given that I
> still have college age children driving my car.
> If you would provide me with an outline of the process to become
> illegal (retroactively if possible) and copies of the necessary
> forms, I would be most appreciative. Thank you for your assistance.
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> Your Loyal Constituent,
> Burlington, IA
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February 07, 2007 at
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Okay, I think I'm startin' to understand politics, white farmers from Iowa are Rebublicans that like sprint car racing and the rest of the farmers are Democratic late model watchers.
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February 07, 2007 at
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Say what you will but Hilary has my vote. And that is no joke, unlike the one you all voted for to be in office the past eight years.
David Smith Jr.
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February 07, 2007 at
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Anyone see Hillary's photo next to Chuckie's last night on Conan? Uncanny resemblance...LOL
If this post isn't results, stories or something c
constructive, it isn't me!
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February 07, 2007 at
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February 07, 2007 at
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February 07, 2007 at
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I've got a better one of Hillary, but I probably better not post it on here...Probably upset some goody two shoe.
Sprint Cars Do It On Dirt!
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February 07, 2007 at
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Reply to:
Posted By: Offie on February 07 2007 at 09:59:28 AM
Okay, I think I'm startin' to understand politics, white farmers from Iowa are Rebublicans that like sprint car racing and the rest of the farmers are Democratic late model watchers.
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I am a seriously offended late model fan with that remark!
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February 07, 2007 at
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late models, sort of like farming, while watching corn grow.
I understand your love of taxi's speedbump, they go slow enough for you to check out all of the sponsors.
Bring it on Gambler, the thin skined folks will always be around LOL LOL LOL
GO RUDY!
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February 08, 2007 at
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there is a reason why Monica Lewinsky looked good to WJC...think about it.
Lincoln 1845 ft/.35 mile T1=118MPH
Eldora 2287 ft/.43mile T3=135MPH
Port 2716 ft/.51 mile T3=TBD
Grove 2792 ft/.53 mile T3=135MPH
Selinsgrove 2847 ft/.54 mile T1=136MPH
"I didn't move to PA from El Paso in search of better
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February 08, 2007 at
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This message was edited on
February 08, 2007 at
06:27:19 PM by nodust
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Posted By: BigRightRear on February 08 2007 at 05:44:41 PM
there is a reason why Monica Lewinsky looked good to WJC...think about it.
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