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Two Gators
Two gators were sitting at the side of the swamp near Washington , DC .
The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, 'I can't understand
how you kin be so much biggern me.
We're the same age, we was the same size as kids. I just don't get it.'
Well,' said the big gator, 'What you been eatin boy?'
'Politicians, same as you,' replied the small gator.
'Hmm. Well, where do yall catch em?'
'Down to the side of the swamp near the parkin lot by the Capitol.'
'Same here Hmm. How do you catch 'em?'
Well, I crawls up under one of them Lexuses and wait fer one to unlock
the car door.
Then I jump out, grab 'em on the leg, shake the shit out of 'em, and eat
'em!'
'Ah!' says the big alligator, 'I think I see your problem.
You ain't gettin' any real nourishment. See, by the time you get done
shakin' the shit out of a politician, there ain't nothin' left but an
asshole and a briefcase.
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