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August 20, 2008 at
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The other day I went downtown to run a few errands. I went
into the local Coffee shop for a snack. I was only there for about 5
minutes, and when I came out, there was this cop writing out a parking
ticket. I said to him, 'Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a
break'? He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
His sensitivity annoyed me, so I called him a 'Nazi.' He
glared at me and then wrote out another ticket for having worn tires. So I
proceeded to call him a 'doughnut eating Gestapo.' He finished the second
ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he wrote a third
ticket when I called him a moron in blue. This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more I talked back to him the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn't really care. I came downtown on the
bus, and the car that he was putting the tickets on had one of those bumper
stickers that said, 'Obama in '08.' I try to have a little fun each day now
that I'm retired. The doctor tells me that it's important to my health.
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August 20, 2008 at
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Should've called him "posse"... : )
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August 20, 2008 at
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This message was edited on
August 20, 2008 at
05:49:27 PM by race88
Reply to:
Posted By: nodust on August 20 2008 at 01:08:12 PM
The other day I went downtown to run a few errands. I went
into the local Coffee shop for a snack. I was only there for about 5
minutes, and when I came out, there was this cop writing out a parking
ticket. I said to him, 'Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a
break'? He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
His sensitivity annoyed me, so I called him a 'Nazi.' He
glared at me and then wrote out another ticket for having worn tires. So I
proceeded to call him a 'doughnut eating Gestapo.' He finished the second
ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he wrote a third
ticket when I called him a moron in blue. This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more I talked back to him the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn't really care. I came downtown on the
bus, and the car that he was putting the tickets on had one of those bumper
stickers that said, 'Obama in '08.' I try to have a little fun each day now
that I'm retired. The doctor tells me that it's important to my health.
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The vehicle was mine,I'll pay the fines no problem......but if I ever find out who put that damn 'Obama in '08' sticker on my bumper....I'll pull a Jack Hewitt on them......
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August 20, 2008 at
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 Jack Hewitt for president! Now there's a candidate I would vote for!
t-warrior
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August 21, 2008 at
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Maybe they could appoint Jack homeland security director?
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August 21, 2008 at
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Reply to:
Posted By: race88 on August 20 2008 at 05:48:53 PM
The vehicle was mine,I'll pay the fines no problem......but if I ever find out who put that damn 'Obama in '08' sticker on my bumper....I'll pull a Jack Hewitt on them......
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Pull a Jack Hewitt on them? So you're saying you're gonna race them and win? (had to say it!) 
Fenders are like vacuums... they both suck.
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August 21, 2008 at
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Reply to:
Posted By: t_warrior on August 20 2008 at 06:46:57 PM
Jack Hewitt for president! Now there's a candidate I would vote for!
t-warrior
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I'm in!
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August 21, 2008 at
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Posted By: racinrebel on August 21 2008 at 04:20:43 AM
Pull a Jack Hewitt on them? So you're saying you're gonna race them and win? (had to say it!)
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Yep,and kick their butts if they mess with me, straight up no bull Jack Hewitt style.President? I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy much less a fine racer like Mr. Hewitt .......
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