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The 98 yr. old Mother Superior from Ireland was dying. The nuns
> gathered around the bed trying to make her last journey comfortable. They
> gave her some warm milk to drink, but she refused. Then one of the nuns
> took the glass back to the kitchen. Remembering a bottle of Irish whiskey
> received as a gift the previous Christmas, she open and poured a generous
> amount into the warm milk.
>
> Back at the Mother Superior's bed side, she held the glass to her
> lips. Mother drank a little, then a little more and before she knew it,
> she had drunk the whole glass down to the last drop.
>
> ""Mother," the nuns asked,"please give us some words of wisdom before
> you die.""
>
> She raised herself up in bed and with a pious look on her face said,
> "DON'T SELL THAT COW"!
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