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Siamese twins guys walk into a pub in Guelph,Ontario and park themselves on a bar stool. One of them says to the bartender, "Don't mind us, were joined at the hip. I'm John, he's Jim. Two Molson Canadian drafts please." The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pouring the beers. "Been on holiday eh, lads?" "Not yet, but off to England next month," says John. "We go to England every Year. Rent a car and drive for miles, don't we, Jim?" Jim agrees. "Ah, England!" says the bartender, "Wonderful country ... the history, the beer, the culture ..." "Nah, we don't like dig that British crap," says John, "hamburgers, Molsons beer and hockey, that's us, eh Jim"? "Plus, we can't stand the English" Jim adds. "So, why keep going to England?" asks the bartender. John said, "It's the only chance Jim gets to drive."
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