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April 09, 2008 at
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April 09, 2008 at
10:48:53 PM by t-dub
The population of this country is 300 million. 160 million are retired. That leaves 140 million to do the work. There are 85 million in school. Which leaves 55 million to do the work. Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government. Leaving 15 million to do the work. 2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden. Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work. Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city governments. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work. At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals. Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work. Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons. That leaves just two people to do the work. You and me. And there you are, sitting on your ass, at your computer, reading jokes. NICE! Just really nice.........
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April 09, 2008 at
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im sorry. by the way who drives the water truck.
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April 10, 2008 at
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Posted By: t-dub on April 09 2008 at 10:45:29 PM
The population of this country is 300 million. 160 million are retired. That leaves 140 million to do the work. There are 85 million in school. Which leaves 55 million to do the work. Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government. Leaving 15 million to do the work. 2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden. Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work. Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city governments. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work. At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals. Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work. Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons. That leaves just two people to do the work. You and me. And there you are, sitting on your ass, at your computer, reading jokes. NICE! Just really nice.........
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And you, typing away on your computer to create that. Oh well, Bush will save the country before he leaves office!!!! LOL! On second thought,
I had a Bush moment there,
Again, I'm not a smart man, but I feel like Einstein while listening to our leader!!!!!
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April 10, 2008 at
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Posted By: t-dub on April 09 2008 at 10:45:29 PM
The population of this country is 300 million. 160 million are retired. That leaves 140 million to do the work. There are 85 million in school. Which leaves 55 million to do the work. Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government. Leaving 15 million to do the work. 2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden. Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work. Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city governments. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work. At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals. Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work. Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons. That leaves just two people to do the work. You and me. And there you are, sitting on your ass, at your computer, reading jokes. NICE! Just really nice.........
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of the two that are left you must be the illegal alien that is trying to take all the work from me.
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April 10, 2008 at
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good one!
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April 10, 2008 at
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Posted By: wingnut15 on April 10 2008 at 11:13:43 AM
And you, typing away on your computer to create that. Oh well, Bush will save the country before he leaves office!!!! LOL! On second thought,
I had a Bush moment there,
Again, I'm not a smart man, but I feel like Einstein while listening to our leader!!!!!
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No typing, copy and paste.......LOL!
SUPPORT WILDLIFE, go to a sprint car race!
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April 10, 2008 at
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Posted By: t-dub on April 10 2008 at 06:10:21 PM
No typing, copy and paste.......LOL!
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but who pumps the sh t
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April 10, 2008 at
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Who says I work when I am at "Work"?
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A healthy diet of dirt in my nachos and beer.
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April 10, 2008 at
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Posted By: professor on April 10 2008 at 08:30:12 PM
but who pumps the sh t
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That's me, Your friendly neigborhood sewer man! LOL!
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