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April 02, 2008 at
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...and nothing on page one has any lame-@ssed Posse jokes, or any other minimal content that might be rendered understood by the likes of butt-buddy MSPN. I'm disappointed. I come here to read some stupidity, and Duane the Stain & Moron Sells Photos Not have notta?
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April 02, 2008 at
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Where's your brother BRR?
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April 02, 2008 at
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Posted By: fastforward on April 02 2008 at 10:06:36 AM
...and nothing on page one has any lame-@ssed Posse jokes, or any other minimal content that might be rendered understood by the likes of butt-buddy MSPN. I'm disappointed. I come here to read some stupidity, and Duane the Stain & Moron Sells Photos Not have notta?
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April 02, 2008 at
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As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde Posse girl catches up.
She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, & knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, & she says "Hi, my name is Jennifer & you're losing some of your load."
The trucker ignores her & proceeds down the street.
When the truck stops for another red light, the Posse girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up & knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi, my name is Jennifer, & you're losing some of your load!"
Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again & continues down the street.
At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the Posse blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker rolls down the window. Again she says "Hi, my name is Jennifer, & you're losing some of your load!"
When the light turns green, the trucker revs up & races to the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, & runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, & after she lowers it, he says...
"Hi, my name is Alan. It's winter in Pennsylvania & I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!"
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April 03, 2008 at
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Pouring salt on the wounded Posse, eh?
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April 03, 2008 at
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Posted By: Offie on April 03 2008 at 05:06:07 AM
Pouring salt on the wounded Posse, eh?
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i AM SUCH AN ASS
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April 03, 2008 at
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and no small one I may add! 
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April 03, 2008 at
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Posted By: Offie on April 03 2008 at 12:46:04 PM
and no small one I may add!
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Well, that'll surely leave a mark......
Chuck.....
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April 04, 2008 at
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Posted By: muddy on April 02 2008 at 11:08:27 AM
Where's your brother BRR?
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Last I heared, he's at a sensible board. Ya see... even the those boards have a "general" section for the ignorant BS. Alan has a GREAT site here, but it needs a "general" board... where "colon-happy" farts have a place to unload their CRAP.
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April 04, 2008 at
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Posted By: nodust on April 02 2008 at 03:21:52 PM
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ENVY... of???
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April 04, 2008 at
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Posted By: nodust on April 02 2008 at 04:31:47 PM
As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde Posse girl catches up.
She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, & knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, & she says "Hi, my name is Jennifer & you're losing some of your load."
The trucker ignores her & proceeds down the street.
When the truck stops for another red light, the Posse girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up & knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi, my name is Jennifer, & you're losing some of your load!"
Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again & continues down the street.
At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the Posse blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker rolls down the window. Again she says "Hi, my name is Jennifer, & you're losing some of your load!"
When the light turns green, the trucker revs up & races to the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, & runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, & after she lowers it, he says...
"Hi, my name is Alan. It's winter in Pennsylvania & I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!"
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Now THAT'S better! (or should we say... "butt-er" ?
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April 04, 2008 at
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Posted By: nodust on April 03 2008 at 06:31:51 AM
i AM SUCH AN ASS
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i AM SUCH AN ASS(fixiation)
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April 04, 2008 at
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Posted By: Offie on April 03 2008 at 12:46:04 PM
and no small one I may add!
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...old news. I was told that sour odor moving eastward over Mechanicsburg was the manure that's spread on the fields outside turn four. Now the word is it's a scent of an anally intruded colon blowing westward. THEN, it was heared that MSPN was at the Grove incocknito. I hope both sources are wrong... 'cause we encourage hygeine in PA.
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April 04, 2008 at
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Posted By: fastforward on April 04 2008 at 07:05:16 AM
Last I heared, he's at a sensible board. Ya see... even the those boards have a "general" section for the ignorant BS. Alan has a GREAT site here, but it needs a "general" board... where "colon-happy" farts have a place to unload their CRAP.
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Only a total idiot would open a post that they know they don't want to read.
What part of Pennsutky are
you from anyway?
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April 04, 2008 at
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April 04, 2008 at
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Posted By: nodust on April 04 2008 at 07:27:52 AM
Only a total idiot would open a post that they know they don't want to read.
What part of Pennsutky are
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I think he means ...
What part of PENNSYLTUCKY are you from anyway?
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April 05, 2008 at
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Posted By: nodust on April 04 2008 at 07:27:52 AM
Only a total idiot would open a post that they know they don't want to read.
What part of Pennsutky are
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<----- WILL read ANYthing. Especially what other idiots have to post.... Like most of your stupid sh!t. I guess I just couldn't bite my fingers anymore after reading some of your lame previous typographical masturbation. The sh!t you post... well, it's obvious you've got your brain either confused with, or UP your colon. And in Pennsyltucky, most of us can spell. We didn't have our thumbs up our @sses during grammar class. (might've been the girl at the desk aside though). Understood though... in school, you must've been too busy checking-out the guys.
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April 05, 2008 at
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Posted By: harddrive on April 04 2008 at 08:30:13 AM
I think he means ...
What part of PENNSYLTUCKY are you from anyway?
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Ya gotta kinda excuse that error... he's still trying to learn his states.
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April 05, 2008 at
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April 05, 2008 at
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Posted By: fastforward on April 05 2008 at 07:42:00 AM
Ya gotta kinda excuse that error... he's still trying to learn his states.
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I guess you know who you are, what you are and where you live.
lol
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April 05, 2008 at
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This message was edited on
April 05, 2008 at
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Posted By: nodust on April 05 2008 at 07:46:37 AM
I guess you know who you are, what you are and where you live.
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Why would you submit a pic of yourself in your "20's"? Especially one showing your right hand going for your sewer pipe? Wait! Or are you proud of that? Yeah... I know where I'm from... and it sure ain't Iowa... (thank the Lord Above).
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April 05, 2008 at
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Wow - Seems to be some real anger issues for the alt, ff there.
Start a thread to complain about the lack of threads you don't like?????
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