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nodust
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February 09, 2008 at 01:08:50 PM
Joined: 11/26/2004
Posts: 3334
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Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

The answer can be found by posing the following question:

#You're walking down a
deserted street with your wife

and
two small children.

Suddenly, an Islamic
Terrorist with a huge knife

comes
around the corner, locks eyes with you,
screams obscenities, praises
Allah, raises the
knife, and charges at you.

You are carrying a
Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.

You have mere seconds
before he reaches you and your family. What

do
you do?

.............................................................

THINK CAREFULLY AND
THEN SCROLL DOWN:










Democrat's
Answer
:


Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does
the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that
would inspire
him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife
think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club
and knock
the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about
this situation?
Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind
of message
does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be
happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would
he be
content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold
on, could my
family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call
9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have
paint and weed day and
make this happier, healthier street that
would
discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to
debate this with
some friends for few days and try to come to a
consensus.

........................................................................................................................................................................



Republican's
Answer:




BANG!


...........................................................................................................................................................


Redneck's Answer:



BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG !
Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG!
BANG! Click
Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those
the

Winchester

Silver Tips or Hollow Points?! '
Son: 'Can I shoot the next
one?!'
Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!

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LatshPA
February 09, 2008 at 04:07:04 PM
Joined: 10/04/2007
Posts: 769
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I'd seen this before, but it wouldn't be funny if it wasn't true



cubicdollars
February 09, 2008 at 04:20:35 PM
Joined: 02/27/2005
Posts: 4443
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bang bang bang... I'm only half redneck...lol.


 

 

 

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