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July 16, 2025 at
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While waiting out the rain delay at the big E, I decided to do some Internet sleuthing. As luck would have it, I stumbled on a secret government program to preserve the future of national touring sprint car racing. This is the true conspiracy that's been going on behind the scenes, and it's fooled us all by pinning us against each other. The truth has been hiding in plain sight this whole time! As a public service, I've decided to clue the rest of you in… The true conspiracy was creating a second national touring sprint, car series and high limit so that California sprint car drivers would be split between two series instead of just concentrated in one. This way, sprint car drivers from other states are allowed to win a race once in a while, Thus preventing total domination of the national touring sprint car scene by drivers from the Golden State :-).
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July 16, 2025 at
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July 17, 2025 at
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Humourous angle,
but Gravel.....
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July 17, 2025 at
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Posted By: SVMike on July 16 2025 at 08:28:13 PM
While waiting out the rain delay at the big E, I decided to do some Internet sleuthing. As luck would have it, I stumbled on a secret government program to preserve the future of national touring sprint car racing. This is the true conspiracy that's been going on behind the scenes, and it's fooled us all by pinning us against each other. The truth has been hiding in plain sight this whole time! As a public service, I've decided to clue the rest of you in… The true conspiracy was creating a second national touring sprint, car series and high limit so that California sprint car drivers would be split between two series instead of just concentrated in one. This way, sprint car drivers from other states are allowed to win a race once in a while, Thus preventing total domination of the national touring sprint car scene by drivers from the Golden State :-).
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The scary thing here is that this actually makes sense to me! Of course the fact that it makes sense to me means it couldn't have come from any level of our government....
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July 17, 2025 at
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Posted By: Dryslick Willie on July 17 2025 at 04:44:01 AM
The scary thing here is that this actually makes sense to me! Of course the fact that it makes sense to me means it couldn't have come from any level of our government....
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That's what they want you to think. 
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July 17, 2025 at
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Posted By: SVMike on July 16 2025 at 08:28:13 PM
While waiting out the rain delay at the big E, I decided to do some Internet sleuthing. As luck would have it, I stumbled on a secret government program to preserve the future of national touring sprint car racing. This is the true conspiracy that's been going on behind the scenes, and it's fooled us all by pinning us against each other. The truth has been hiding in plain sight this whole time! As a public service, I've decided to clue the rest of you in… The true conspiracy was creating a second national touring sprint, car series and high limit so that California sprint car drivers would be split between two series instead of just concentrated in one. This way, sprint car drivers from other states are allowed to win a race once in a while, Thus preventing total domination of the national touring sprint car scene by drivers from the Golden State :-).
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The real one is. Who did they bury in turn one at Edora that the ground keeps sinking causing the same hole there for the last couple of years?
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July 17, 2025 at
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I only watch high light reels and have noticed Eldora has a lot of single car roll overs on the same corner ever time. Was it 3 in one A main last night . We could have some over under sports betting on how many by Sunday.
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July 17, 2025 at
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I heard they might put an orange cone in front of the turn 1 hole like when city street workers have a manhole lid off.
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July 17, 2025 at
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Posted By: longtimefan on July 17 2025 at 07:57:22 AM
The real one is. Who did they bury in turn one at Edora that the ground keeps sinking causing the same hole there for the last couple of years?
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Jimmy Hoffa
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