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November 14, 2007 at
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A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into Downtown Chicago. Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What happened, what's the hold up?'
'Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson,
and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. So we are going from car to car, taking up a collection.'
The driver asks, 'On average, how much is everyone giving?'
'About a gallon.'
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November 14, 2007 at
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Posted By: nodust on November 14 2007 at 04:46:15 PM
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into Downtown Chicago. Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What happened, what's the hold up?'
'Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson,
and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. So we are going from car to car, taking up a collection.'
The driver asks, 'On average, how much is everyone giving?'
'About a gallon.'
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lol thats funny. and ironically I don't like any of those 4...................still funny though.
How much would could a wouldchuck chuck if a
wouldchuck could chuck would
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November 14, 2007 at
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Posted By: nodust on November 14 2007 at 04:46:15 PM
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into Downtown Chicago. Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What happened, what's the hold up?'
'Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson,
and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. So we are going from car to car, taking up a collection.'
The driver asks, 'On average, how much is everyone giving?'
'About a gallon.'
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make my gallon high test.
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November 14, 2007 at
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on 2nd thought - instead of those 4 it should be Dictator Bush, Premier Cheney, The GAP CEO Condi Rice, and then Robert Gates for good measure..........
but the joke itself remains funny..................
How much would could a wouldchuck chuck if a
wouldchuck could chuck would
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November 15, 2007 at
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Posted By: team wright-one on November 14 2007 at 09:52:01 PM
make my gallon high test.
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I'll have about 26 gallons of propylene oxide left over after Saturday.....it won't winter and I'll gladly donate to the cause.
"As long as I can have a fast boat, a margarita
machine and can light my hair on fire, I'll be just
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November 15, 2007 at
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Posted By: OKCFan12 on November 14 2007 at 10:35:15 PM
on 2nd thought - instead of those 4 it should be Dictator Bush, Premier Cheney, The GAP CEO Condi Rice, and then Robert Gates for good measure..........
but the joke itself remains funny..................
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I would substitute Condi for Rumsfeild.
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November 15, 2007 at
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JESUS CAN YOU TAKE THE TIME TO THROW A DROWNING MAN A LINE-Peace on Earth..(U2) I say trust Bono....... For God sakes people save the political who-ha for the Fox news channel or CNN..
WHY ARE WE HERE? BECAUSE WE'RE HERE. ROLL THE BONES.-
Neil Peart
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November 16, 2007 at
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Posted By: Rush66J on November 15 2007 at 06:58:01 PM
JESUS CAN YOU TAKE THE TIME TO THROW A DROWNING MAN A LINE-Peace on Earth..(U2) I say trust Bono....... For God sakes people save the political who-ha for the Fox news channel or CNN..
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I never go to the lake tho my friend. lol
I already made up my mind that I ain't gonna post no more political stuff unless provoked to. And yes that was after the string of about 5 topics I cut and pasted to this forum. But I figure I'll lay off for that - if I posted all interesting thoughts or topics it would just be too excessive. Funny how so many have a problem with my pol. posts but not others. a political post is just that no matter what side it comes from. But not much point in tryin to get folks in here to understand that. I could post the same amount of pol. posts as someone else - but since it's not fav. to what the majority in this forum think - it's not ok. and thats why no one really seen any - and also why they most likely won't. I enjoy everybody much more when thinking in terms of racing as opposed to politics. and thats that.
I won't have anything to say about it as long as no one else does............
How much would could a wouldchuck chuck if a
wouldchuck could chuck would
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November 16, 2007 at
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Posted By: OKCFan12 on November 16 2007 at 12:08:37 AM
I never go to the lake tho my friend. lol
I already made up my mind that I ain't gonna post no more political stuff unless provoked to. And yes that was after the string of about 5 topics I cut and pasted to this forum. But I figure I'll lay off for that - if I posted all interesting thoughts or topics it would just be too excessive. Funny how so many have a problem with my pol. posts but not others. a political post is just that no matter what side it comes from. But not much point in tryin to get folks in here to understand that. I could post the same amount of pol. posts as someone else - but since it's not fav. to what the majority in this forum think - it's not ok. and thats why no one really seen any - and also why they most likely won't. I enjoy everybody much more when thinking in terms of racing as opposed to politics. and thats that.
I won't have anything to say about it as long as no one else does............
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"And its true we are immune
When fact is fiction and tv reality
And today the millions cry
We eat and drink while tomorrow they die"
-Sunday, Bloody Sunday
Don't be like that....this country needs a wake-up call, and point-counterpoint may just start a grass-roots uprising that finally makes a difference. Somewhere in between the two extremes, impervious to the rantings of our extremist media outlets, there's got to be a candidate for the masses, unbeholden to all that is wrong with the system.
Tomorrow may very well be upon us!
"As long as I can have a fast boat, a margarita
machine and can light my hair on fire, I'll be just
fine."
Jason Giambi
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November 16, 2007 at
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Scare answers to scare, and force begets
force, until at length it comes to be seen that we are racing one against
another after a phantom security which continually vanishes as we approach.
-Henry Campbell-Bannerman
There are three easy ways of losing money -
racing is the quickest, women the most pleasant, and farming the most certain.
-Lord Amherst
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November 16, 2007 at
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Posted By: Faster Pussycat on November 16 2007 at 11:49:25 AM
"And its true we are immune
When fact is fiction and tv reality
And today the millions cry
We eat and drink while tomorrow they die"
-Sunday, Bloody Sunday
Don't be like that....this country needs a wake-up call, and point-counterpoint may just start a grass-roots uprising that finally makes a difference. Somewhere in between the two extremes, impervious to the rantings of our extremist media outlets, there's got to be a candidate for the masses, unbeholden to all that is wrong with the system.
Tomorrow may very well be upon us!
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We can only hope. I'm praying that day comes sometime soon.
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November 16, 2007 at
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Posted By: new-parts on November 16 2007 at 12:08:41 PM
Scare answers to scare, and force begets
force, until at length it comes to be seen that we are racing one against
another after a phantom security which continually vanishes as we approach.
-Henry Campbell-Bannerman
There are three easy ways of losing money -
racing is the quickest, women the most pleasant, and farming the most certain.
-Lord Amherst
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But, gentlemen, can any of us say that as a result of such overwhelming sacrifices of money, of men, of ideals, and of civil dignity the sense of security has indeed been attained?
Henry Campbell-Bannerman
"As long as I can have a fast boat, a margarita
machine and can light my hair on fire, I'll be just
fine."
Jason Giambi
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In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a
revolutionary act.
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Posted By: new-parts on November 16 2007 at 12:26:32 PM
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a
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-George Orwell
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The quickest way to end a war is to lose it.
George Orwell
"As long as I can have a fast boat, a margarita
machine and can light my hair on fire, I'll be just
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Jason Giambi
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November 16, 2007 at
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You shouldn't have took more than you gave
We wouldn't be in this mess today
And though we've gone our separate ways
The dues we have to pay are still the same
-Traffic
Got to get ready for the mandatory Friday
afternoon session of Foosball, Cocktails, **** and World of Outlaws: Sprint
Cars 2002 on the TEN foot screen.
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November 16, 2007 at
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Posted By: Faster Pussycat on November 16 2007 at 11:49:25 AM
"And its true we are immune
When fact is fiction and tv reality
And today the millions cry
We eat and drink while tomorrow they die"
-Sunday, Bloody Sunday
Don't be like that....this country needs a wake-up call, and point-counterpoint may just start a grass-roots uprising that finally makes a difference. Somewhere in between the two extremes, impervious to the rantings of our extremist media outlets, there's got to be a candidate for the masses, unbeholden to all that is wrong with the system.
Tomorrow may very well be upon us!
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If I read that right - I think that is the 1st post of your I truly like. lol.
BTW - I have a general idea of where most folks here are from - where's your racing stomping grounds?
How much would could a wouldchuck chuck if a
wouldchuck could chuck would
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November 19, 2007 at
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Posted By: OKCFan12 on November 16 2007 at 06:36:41 PM
If I read that right - I think that is the 1st post of your I truly like. lol.
BTW - I have a general idea of where most folks here are from - where's your racing stomping grounds?
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I've been in central California now for some 12 years or so, previously the SF Bay Area. Spent much of the late 70s/mid 80s in Indiana and New York, and grew to love the strong, local series (driver based...oh crap here I go again) prevalent east to PA and NY.
I try to make a Knoxville/PA swing every couple of years now, and will make most national events in WA, OR, CA.
"As long as I can have a fast boat, a margarita
machine and can light my hair on fire, I'll be just
fine."
Jason Giambi
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