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I wish I could get a girl as wet as the Williams Grove straightaways. 

And I wish granny was as tight as the Williams Grove turns and she wishes that I could perform like Kyle Larson but this thread is starting to get weird. 

Stan Meissner

Starting?

Wish I had a girl who liked pushin the cushion as much as Jac does

Started off weird yes but I was thinking about track prep at the Grove and how to make the racing better. Dumping too much water on the straightaways obviously locks em down for a longer period of time.  Let em pedal it a little bit.  Might help with the freight train problem on that big paperclip.  . 

When it comes to women some of us just don't have it.   My wife said on our wedding night that I was a terrible lover.   Personally I don't see how she could reach that conclusion with less than a minute of data to go on...

a minute.........BRAGGER!!!

Funny stuff!

Rodney Dangerfield: "First time I had sex I was scared to death... I was all by myself!"

Then it occurred to him '" How did she know the difference ".

I always ask..."do you want the 30,60,or 90 second love package" ?

Yeah looked like slot cars both nights with an occasional slide job attempt. Strawser probably thought it was great. lol

A

The feeling you have after the first time you make love with that special woman

The feeling you have after 10+years with the same special woman

^^^^^ Love it!

Nick,  you are so funny...is that man falling off that wing!???  Oh boy!! That is clever to illustrate with pictures.  I will not Be doing  so... but as a woman I am am both taken back and amused by you men.  In the club house at Texas  last year a man actually admitted to being with the woman of his dreams right in front of his wife.  And further admitting to it being a six second event.  Now he was well on his way to feeling No pain or shame .   I was too stunned to comment upon it . But I was the only one at the table that held back. I kind of feel sorry for the men these days as in everything ...attitudes have changed.  I find that the younger women .... because of all the tv reality shows convert everything into a drama event.  And are shocked by me as they would deem what I like as assault.  In their  play book...The man is not allowed to start without their drama queen permission.  And me 

I want to go asleep spooning  and wake up that way.   As nothing beats in mY book.  I do not want to make an appointment and in fact I want No talking at all.  I feel if you are between the sheets with an All American male. That is what is expected.  Bonnie Raitte  and Bryan Adams;  sang a song that's perfect.  Rock steady all night long.  Rock steady till the break of dawn.  Tried and True!  Now  Bonnie is older than Bryan and based on the look he gave her on stage in the video.  She might have taught him a thing or two Worth remembering.  Something more than the little girl groupies could deliver upon.  

But truly, A healthy man wakes up with an erection and it should not be wasted!!    Why waste opportunity for pleasure?  I listen to these young girls and they use sex as a power play to control their men.  I find it interesting ... that men put up with it!   But now I have learned something here... I had never heard of a 30 ...60 ...90 sec love package option .  I will be sure to share that one in the club house one night.  Oh my!  Maybe not... my Texan guy might be a little furious about my new acquired knowledge. And my giggling would not help my defense.    I will pass on the raised eyebrows and glare event.  I will leave it back in the mid- west.  But it was most funny... thank you all...  It's fun to laugh! 

So now we have a lady taking part in dirty thoughts on hosehead. Look what you started!

Even though I may not know you, I 
care what most of you think!