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As several Juniata Countians can attest, he's been to Port Royal ... and this year too!!

And Strawser would know, afterall, he was at home watching lap times on his computer.

Swartz doesn't work on the track.

I just find it amazing that you can only judge the quality of a track and the racing with the assistance of race monitor and lap times. Here's an idea. Put the phone away and look what is right in front of you. If a race track has multiple grooves allowing for actual passing and not just following each other around and seeing a few slide jobs here and there, I'm good.  Do you go to watch them run or go to watch them race. Big difference and I prefer the later.  

I'll give you credit for one thing, you sure are persistent.......

I got tired of sparring with him earlier this year. It was good to see some new blood get in on this thread and smash him a few times. I've taken to just not responding to his posts because as we've all seen, no matter evidence he's shown, he still drones on and on and on and on and on and ..... (quzzles a quart of 5w20 to cleanse myself after reading his dogshit yet again).

Yeah, he's a complete tool.  I'm so happy that others are seeing it now too.  He's tainting the Strawser name in JCo, which is a shame, because there are some pretty good folks that share his name. 

Now back to Logan Wagner. Dude has been super fast at Port and I have a feeling there are quite a few more W's coming his way.  Would love to see him take the Tusky 50 or knock off the WoO later this year.

It will probably never happen since I am in California and have far too much going on but if I ever had the opportunity to go to Port Royal I would gladly pay your way in plus $100 if you actually showed up just to be able to tell you what a dumb motherfucker you are. It would be money well spent I am sure....

So lets break this down:

You don't like racing at the slow palace, but you bring them up in every topic and watch them in SpeedShift.  

I have had my chances to go there for free and I turned it down.   I said thanks but no thanks.  One of the sponsors last year offered me to go along with them.  I said there are other tracks I would rather be at.  Instead you sat at home and paid to watch it on SpeedShift or went to a Go-Kart race at Penns Creek probalay.

At least I put my name out there.....others are too afraid to do so.   I have my full name out there not just an initial followed by my last name.  What does the B stand for, or are you using the B to try and throw off people of your real name?

I could careless what the people at Port and their fans think of my posts!  If that is the case why did you have one of my previous reponses removed from the message board, seems to do care.... 

Please go away.

Hell of a burn sir. Unfortunately, he won't go away. There will soon be another post about the slow palace and 15 second lap times coming right uo.

Congrats Logan Wagner!! This thread has now gone over 70+ replies and I think you are one of the few not named Sammy Swindell, Tyler Walker, Chuck Brennen, Husets Speedway, or Badlands Speedway to have achieved that. Normally threads of this size are reserved for those individuals excluding a select few like yourself now.

The shocking, not sure if its agood or bad thing, is that probably 90% of the replies have had nothing to do with you. And the replies that have had to do with you have been positive for the most part. You are now hoseheads famous & join a very small list.

Strawser,STFU!

Whether the track is good or bad, you'll spend your evening sitting at home looking for something to bitch about while the rest of us are at the track having a good time. It must suck to be you. I honestly can't imagine what it's like to be so damn miserable.

Yeah, ol' Brian is just a whiny little boy.  He gives Johnny and the rest a bad name, sadly.  It's funny that he is the only one who thinks Port needs fixed. Fans, car owners, drivers all say they love it and the racing.  But I'm sure he knows more than all of them.  And I know you weren't watching Port at a friend's house, because you have no friends.  I couldn't imagine admitting I was your friend and not being embarrassed or ashamed, lol.  If nothing else, his posts amuse me.  He is the only one constantly bitching about a track he never sees in person. 

Admittedly, I don't know you and I'm glad I don't. People like you just bring me down. Anyone who gets so obsessively hung up about a track they don't even attend is miserable in my book. Have fun at Lincoln. It's always a good show there just like it is at Port and Williams Grove. We have 3 top notch tracks and it seems as though there's only a handful of people who don't appreciate that.....you being one.

Yet, it was one of the biggest beatdowns all season in USAC. I've watched every USAC race this season. I've also watched every Port race and there is better racing consistently at Port than pretty much anywhere in the country. There is always so much passing. You must like when one car destroys everyone versus lots of passing and tons of Haymakers like Port produces. 

I went to Port last night, and the show was entertaining. The track slicked off for the feature, but there was lots of passing.

The feature went non-stop. Jeff Miller got out front and barely held off a fast closing Logan Wagner for the win. I was initially a little skeptical about picking Logan Wagner for the Zemco ride, but he was definitely ready for a top notch ride. Miller was a straightaway ahead of Wagner with 10 laps to go and Wagner chewed up that lead up in a hurry.

Wagner got underneath Miller for the lead with two laps to go, but Miller held him off in lapped traffic. In the post-race interview, Wagner said he screwed up and did not realize Miller was leading the race because the feature went non-stop. Wagner thought Miller was a lapped car and Wagner thought he had won the feature once he got by Lucas Wolfe with 10 to go.

That was only the second time I was at Port this year, and Miller was also very impressive. He has two feature wins this year as a 410 rookie. In recent years, Port has produced several up and coming drivers that are very fast there but rarely to never hit the other PA tracks.

The show ran without any intermission and the 410 feature was over by 9:00.