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Subject: Why men are not allowed to write advice columuns


Dear Walter:

I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work
leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone
more than a few hundred yards down the road when my engine conked out
and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's
help.

When I got home, I couldn't believe my eyes. He was parading in front
of the wardrobe mirror dressed in my underwear and high-heel shoes, and
he was wearing my make up.

I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve
years.
When I confronted him, he tried to make out that he had dressed in my
lingerie because he couldn't find his own underwear. But when I asked
him about the make up, he broke down and admitted that he'd been wearing
my clothes for six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him.

He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been
feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but
ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant.
I don't feel I can get through to him anymore. Can you please help?

Sincerely, Mrs. Sheila Usk



Dear Sheila:

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused
by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is
no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the jubilee clips
holding the vacuum pipes onto the inlet manifold. If none of these
approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is
faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber. I
hope this helps.

Walter

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Dear Sheila,

Your husbands lack of self confidence could be sprouting from a case we commonly call "unsafe (aka) unjustifieable unity" his poor motivtion,depression and worthless could be inflicted upon his physical presentation, One could typically think much higher happieness could be benificial from a "permenat" employment vacation, my educated advice would be , stop by the pharmacy on the way home from work , get yourself on a frikkn diet ,buy some underware that fit him ! , and leave his unstable, sorry,dissabled self alone! good luck XXOO !