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April 17, 2007 at
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I can't believe this one hasn't been mentioned: "If I sell 1 more hotdog I might break even"
"Earl Baltes"
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April 19, 2007 at
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Two years ago at The Nationals on ADN, Dion Hindi said, "People in Pennsylvania think if you live east of the Pacific Ocean that you are Posse!"
That brought a chuckle to a lot of people, except to PA people of course!
Hot Rod
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April 19, 2007 at
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"This business will make you sick, but then it will make you well in a hurry". Jack Gunn, Williams Grove promoter.
Support our troops. Their hearts still believe in us.
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April 19, 2007 at
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Posted By: z-man on April 12 2007 at 01:48:51 AM
One night at Huset's Speedway years ago, Doug Wolfgang had just beaten a young rookie driver in a heat race. The rookie tried to hold off the persistant charges of Wolfgang by blocking him for about (2) laps. After the race the rookie came over laughing and proceeded to tell Wolfgang how he almost beat him in the heat race. Wolfgang, not amused, replied, "...If you would have blocked me one more time, I was gonna shine your bumper..." CZ
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So Chuck,whats the chance you will tell us who this rookie was at the time? Please?.... inquiring minds want to know!!!! LOL
Fenders are like vacuums... they both suck.
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April 22, 2007 at
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Posted By: John Katich on April 11 2007 at 12:44:49 PM
When an unknown extra-long hauler pulled into the pits one night at Knoxville somebody asks "Who's that?"...to which John Kearney responds "It's Robert Bell and he has his house in it!".
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And a quote from Dirk Diggler "At least Robert Bell has the stones to race a 410 car unlike John Kearney"
Yeah, well this is imported Italian Nylon.
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April 25, 2007 at
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Posted By: sprint_fan00 on April 10 2007 at 12:34:48 PM
Okay I'm looking for the best racing quotes- these have to be from quotes from DRIVERS, ANNOUCERS or somebody with a legitimate history in racing- pissed off fans, drunk spectators and forums addicts don't count. I know Wolfgang had a cool quote in Open Wheel a long time ago about when you first strat racing all you can see is your hood......going on to say when you've been racing for a long time you see everything and it's coming at you in slow motion. Any others?
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"Buzz" Barton did a big series of flips in a supermodified at Lawrenceburg years ago. He was fine, but the announcer asked him "did you hurt the car?" Buzz replied "I'm not sure, but I shit the seat!" After a hard crash in a midget at Taft Stadium, he was taken to the hospital. He came back to the track before the show was over, so the announcer asked him "what did the doctor say?" "He said I was crazy!" The first time I met Buzz, I knocked on the door of his place. He opened the door, and there was a NASCAR race on the TV in the background. His first words to me were "Ya know, I think that Kyle Petty is a #$$%@! fag!"
Steve Kinser was hot lapping at Oklahoma City years ago when a huge gust of wind caught him going into three. The car spun around and backed into the wall. Later, he was talking to Lasoski about it, and told him, "when that car spun around, my balls weren't even as big as yours."
Dizz Wilson, watching Cotton Farmer flip repeatedly end-over-end in one of his sprint cars..."you're fired.....you're fired......you're fired....."
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May 03, 2007 at
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Posted By: racinrebel on April 10 2007 at 08:29:57 PM
" Danny doesn't like to run this fast... If he can't handle it, maybe he should just park it." Sammy on Lasoski at Bristol, 2001
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"You'd better tell him to tie kerosene rags around his ankles so the ants don't crawl up there and eat his candy ass!" - Dale Earnhardt
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May 03, 2007 at
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Posted By: racinsooner on May 03 2007 at 01:23:10 PM
"You'd better tell him to tie kerosene rags around his ankles so the ants don't crawl up there and eat his candy ass!" - Dale Earnhardt
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When a local driver was asked prior to the feature his strategy, his reply " cash or crash".
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May 03, 2007 at
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Posted By: racinsooner on May 03 2007 at 01:23:10 PM
"You'd better tell him to tie kerosene rags around his ankles so the ants don't crawl up there and eat his candy ass!" - Dale Earnhardt
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Nice!!!!
Fenders are like vacuums... they both suck.
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May 10, 2007 at
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Posted By: CRA91 on April 10 2007 at 02:51:42 PM
This was said by Lealand McSpadden in a magazine artical( Yea, I've crashed a few cars,but never going slow!)
Jack Hewitt once said, If your going to run the bottom,you might as well get a real job.
After winning a CRA race at Hales Corner,the track announcer asked Brent Kaeding, have you ever seen any track like this one? To which Brent replied,No I haven't and I hope to never see one like it again!
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My faves were the old T-shirt slogans,
"if you are going to run with the big dogs you better get off the porch",
OR "when the green flag drops the Bullsh** stops"
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Posted By: calendarguy on April 10 2007 at 01:37:00 PM
"I know there's money in racing because I put it there" Bill France
"It has occurred to me that God is on Steve Kinser's side" Ralph Capitani in the press room after Steve Kinser won the '93 Nationals
"Jason - Your wife has bigger balls than you" Tim Kaeding at Jason Meyer's (Meyers was nowhere to be found - presumably in the trailer somewhere) trailer shortly after the Bradway Memorial where early race contact led to TK being sidlined (which led to THE MOST ACCURATE helmet AND stearing wheel toss I've ever seen as Jason was idling under caution). I'm not making this one up - I was there, pissed off, AND sober when it happened.
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Haha...I was there when TK said that too! He walked right by me and right up to Meyers pits and said that about 30 seconds later. Meyers MUST not have heard him because any guy would be flying fists first towards TK if they had!
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Roger Rager- after being asked by Dave Van Patten about his first feature win in a sprinter at Webster City his first night out " Boy how long you been racing?" Rager replied " all night"
Eddie Levitt- speaking about how he wished he had a zipper on the side of his sack, so over the winter he could take his balls out and beat on em with a hammer so they could be as big as Opperman's
Jack Hewitt- " You can argue with a guy all night long, but if you punch em in the nose you get a little satisfaction"
Ralph Blackett- " If you gotta take a shit you dont have to do it in front of 10,000 people" meaning no sense in making an ass out of yourself if the car is not working that night.
Damn the list could go on about the old quotes you gotta love em
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May 21, 2007 at
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Haud after the 06 Gold Cup.
"Second Sucks"
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