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March 01, 2007 at
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March 01, 2007 at
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Smitty, it's pretty simple. You want the truth, be prepared and take it like a man. In other words the exact opposite of the 'phony and unbalanced' Fox News Network that certain people swear by and live for, their Bible, lol. Another dose comes at those that refuse to believe is the Nick Bakay version called, 'the numbers don't lie', that's generally very tough on those that porch dwell. Take It Easy....
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March 01, 2007 at
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Posted By: DuchessJane on March 01 2007 at 09:28:48 AM
Sheezus, at least spell the word grammar correctly.
This was always my favorite example of why grammar and punctuation are so important when trying to get a point across:
Version A:
Dear John:
I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are generous, kind, thoughtful. People who are not like you admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me for other men. I yearn for you. I have no feelings whatsoever when we're apart. I can be forever happy -- will you let me be yours?
Jane
Version B:
Dear John:
I want a man who knows what love is. All about you are generous, kind, thoughtful people, who are not like you. Admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me. For other men, I yearn. For you, I have no feelings whatsoever. When we're apart, I can be forever happy. Will you let me be?
Yours,
Jane
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Sheezus, at least spell the word grammar correctly.
lol that was the most sarcastic part of the post.
amazingly none of the other scholars in here picked up on it.
is Sheezus even a word?
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March 01, 2007 at
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Posted By: DuchessJane on March 01 2007 at 09:28:48 AM
Sheezus, at least spell the word grammar correctly.
This was always my favorite example of why grammar and punctuation are so important when trying to get a point across:
Version A:
Dear John:
I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are generous, kind, thoughtful. People who are not like you admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me for other men. I yearn for you. I have no feelings whatsoever when we're apart. I can be forever happy -- will you let me be yours?
Jane
Version B:
Dear John:
I want a man who knows what love is. All about you are generous, kind, thoughtful people, who are not like you. Admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me. For other men, I yearn. For you, I have no feelings whatsoever. When we're apart, I can be forever happy. Will you let me be?
Yours,
Jane
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Version B:
Dear John:
I want a man who knows what love is. All about you are generous, kind, thoughtful people, who are not like you. Admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me. For other men, I yearn. For you, I have no feelings whatsoever. When we're apart, I can be forever happy. Will you let me be?
Yours,
Jane
will you marry me jane?
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March 01, 2007 at
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Issue #1: Sheezus is not a word. My original post said "Christ on a Cracker" but I didn't want to offend. Moses on a Matzah, anyone?
Issue #2: I already told y'all. I refuse to get married to ANYONE until I could legally marry a woman. When that happens, I'll let you know which side of the fence I end up on.
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March 01, 2007 at
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Posted By: DuchessJane on March 01 2007 at 12:01:54 PM
Issue #1: Sheezus is not a word. My original post said "Christ on a Cracker" but I didn't want to offend. Moses on a Matzah, anyone?
Issue #2: I already told y'all. I refuse to get married to ANYONE until I could legally marry a woman. When that happens, I'll let you know which side of the fence I end up on.
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jackhole22 still thinks i might be a woman.
if it's good enough for him it should be good enough for you . lmao.
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March 01, 2007 at
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So team wright-one, just which side of the fence do you straddle?
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March 01, 2007 at
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Posted By: David Smith Jr on March 01 2007 at 03:26:36 PM
So team wright-one, just which side of the fence do you straddle?
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i'll let you know as soon as jane can legaly marry a woman. lmao
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March 01, 2007 at
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uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I, I dunno what to say on that one. Guess it is just as well.
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March 01, 2007 at
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Posted By: David Smith Jr on March 01 2007 at 06:05:07 PM
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I, I dunno what to say on that one. Guess it is just as well.
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i'm just wrong david. i'm just wrong.HA HA HA HA LMAO.
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March 02, 2007 at
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Posted By: team wright-one on March 01 2007 at 11:11:12 AM
Sheezus, at least spell the word grammar correctly.
lol that was the most sarcastic part of the post.
amazingly none of the other scholars in here picked up on it.
is Sheezus even a word?
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When I logged on tonight and saw the subject line I couldn't believe the irony. It couldn't have been scripted any better. Then, to my surprise, it took getting through more than half of the replies before anyone else caught the misspelling. A few of them actually have the misspelled word in their replies. lol
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March 02, 2007 at
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As long as it somewhat resembles a dialect of the English language, it's better than what you may experience on a trip to Wally Mart.
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March 02, 2007 at
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Oh my god. I HATE going to Wally World. I won't even get into why on here, but I think most get my drift.
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March 02, 2007 at
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Internet Spelling Bee Ends Without a Winner
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March 02, 2007 at
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damn, lost a trophy sale.
Jane, will you marry me?
I suppose practing for a honeymoon is out of the question also then?
lol lol lol
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March 02, 2007 at
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I don't need practice. I've perfected it.
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March 02, 2007 at
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you mean those signs on the rest room wall are correct then? hehehehehehe
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