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nodust
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July 04, 2008 at 10:48:01 AM
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So, What Do We Canadians Have To Be Proud Of ?

1. Smarties

2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp

3. The size of our footballs fields, one less down, and bigger balls.

4. Baseball is Canadian - First game June 4, 1838 - Ingersoll , ON

5. Lacrosse is Canadian

6. Hockey is Canadian

7. Basketball is Canadian

8. Apple pie is Canadian

9. Mr. Dress-up beats Mr. Rogers

10. Tim Hortons beats Dunkin' Donuts

11. In the war of 1812, started by America , Canadians pushed the Americans back ...Past their White House'. Then we burned it...and most of Washington .. We got bored.. Because they ran away, so we came home and partied...Go figure.

12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to Germany .

13. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone, anywhere. EVER.

14. A Canadian invented Standard Time.

15. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and is still around as the world's oldest company.

16. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.

19. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, Velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone. And, short wave radios that save countless lives each year.

22. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it.

23. A Canadian invented Superman.

24. We have coloured money.

25. Our beer advertisements kick ass {Incidently...so does our beer}

BUT MOST IMPORTANT !

The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with mitts on.

OOOoohhhhh.... Canada !!

Oh yeah... And our elections only take one day.

Pass this on if you are proud to be Canadian!



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releehwnepo
July 04, 2008 at 11:23:34 AM
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This message was edited on July 04, 2008 at 11:30:03 AM by releehwnepo

Uh....I think your forgot one.

The crew chief on the #20 car!!!!Wink

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cheroger
July 04, 2008 at 11:56:07 AM
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And, what do you do with all of the parts of a Buffalo, white man?

WaDo. Roger



MSPN
July 04, 2008 at 12:21:03 PM
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It's kinda Happy Birthday tongue in cheek style to you guys, we had one this week also although we don't celebrate them very much, arghhhhh. Not sure about that Buffalo deal either Roger, heck I know that wings were invented in Buffalo which is close but not quite Canadian. This is about as rowdy as we get up here with the Canada-US thing, sadly.

Have a great 4th of July everyone, have lotsa fun and bring it home safe! Take It Easy....,



Midwest Race Fan
July 04, 2008 at 12:39:43 PM
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26. RUSH

27. Kids in the Hall

 

Oh, and I'm born and bred American, just thought I'd add my faves....



Paintboss
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July 04, 2008 at 12:47:13 PM
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Mr Dress up might be better with the kids but If I'm not mistaken Mr Rogers was a decorated Billy badass Navy Seal! Bruises on the inside king of guy. (as goes Kaptain Kangaroo)



azteca
July 04, 2008 at 01:03:30 PM
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MSPN:

As long as we're on the subject ...

28 April Wine

29 Lighthouse ... with or without Bob McBride

30 Gary & Dave

R.A.



Raceway Video
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July 04, 2008 at 01:15:02 PM
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This message was edited on July 04, 2008 at 01:18:38 PM by Raceway Video

Another Canadians prospective here http://www.broadcasting-history.ca/news/unique/am_text.html


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MSPN
July 04, 2008 at 02:08:12 PM
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This message was edited on July 04, 2008 at 02:10:37 PM by MSPN

Bob McBride made Lighthouse, saw them often back in the day, great band! Bill McCroskey asked me about Bob and Dave one time but like now I've never heard of them. The Ugly Ducklings and Motherlode along with Grant Smith and the Power were among my favorite all-time Canadian bands. Ahhhh, the good ol' days...... Take It Easy.....

PS We've produced a few funny guys over the years, Dan Ackroyd, John Candy, Phil Hartman, Norm MacDonald, Martin Short, Mike Myers, Leslie Nielson, Rick Moranis.....

PPS Raceway,that is a great perspective on Americans and America, the greatest country on the planet, bar none.....



jackhole22
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July 04, 2008 at 02:09:55 PM
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Come on people...A man Named RED GREEN!


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team wright-one
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July 04, 2008 at 02:47:33 PM
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the guess who.

"american woman" was written as a slap to the US as america IS the american woman the song refers to. we yanks turned it into an anthem.

canadian french not surrendering to germany? did they even fight them? same goes for thr canadian english. just wondering.



MSPN
July 04, 2008 at 03:29:24 PM
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Canada had over 65,000 soldiers die in WW1 and 11.

American Woman was more of an anti-war song than anything, especially anti-draft, something Canada didn't have. Canada did have over 10,000 people fight in Viet Nam though, none officially fighting for Canada. Bachman and Burton Cummings are playing here in a few weeks, should be fun.

Speaking of Green, I never did think Tom Green was funny but lots of you guys sure did, lol.



nodust
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July 04, 2008 at 04:00:27 PM
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One must not forget that Shania Twain is from Canada also, best thing ever from the Northland!!


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dirtfan
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July 04, 2008 at 04:40:03 PM
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31. Bob McKenzie

32. Doug McKenzie

From the movie Strange Brew, starring Rick Moranis and Dave Thomas

They discovered a mouse in the last bottle of beer in their case, so went to the beer store and demanded a new case of beer. So didn't they invent "cold filtered beer" when the breweries started filtering beer to keep the mice out of the bottles?



cheroger
July 04, 2008 at 04:52:29 PM
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But does Shania know what to do with all parts of a Buffalo?

WaDo, Knoxville or Bust?



Abnormal86
July 04, 2008 at 05:11:54 PM
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This message was edited on July 04, 2008 at 05:18:52 PM by Abnormal86

Come on people...Gordon Lightfoot!

Get ready MSPN...if a certain Senator from Illinois gets elected I just might buy property in northern Alberta, get a tuke or two...some Players...some Blue...hunker down and watch from up north for the next 4 years. Smile

And you are right...Horton's beats Dunkin any day of the week.



azteca
July 04, 2008 at 06:02:48 PM
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Well if we are off of just music let's not forget "beam me up Scotty" William (I'll shill anything but Sham Wow) Shatner.

R.A.



MSPN
July 04, 2008 at 07:02:51 PM
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Ahh heck, how 'bout Tommy Chong, Pam Anderson, MIchael J. Fox, Matthew Perry, Rich Little, the Sutherlands and the Tilly girls and a friend named Kate Nelligan, lol. Take It Easy....



CarWash Mike
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July 04, 2008 at 07:52:09 PM
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The Stampeders. www.stampeders.net



sprintcarfanatic
July 04, 2008 at 11:05:06 PM
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OHH, OOHHH, OOHHH, HOWIE MANDEL.





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