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BobcatJD
January 21, 2008 at 07:29:48 PM
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Some of my favorite lines when people are tryin to keep their racing integrety are "my wife wont let me cheat" or how about the good old classic "I didn't know I was cheatin" or "it aint cheatin til you get caught", Any other ones come to mind?...


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David Smith Jr
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January 21, 2008 at 07:49:34 PM
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This message was edited on January 21, 2008 at 10:38:23 PM by David Smith Jr

I ain't cheatin, I am just not legal for some reason.


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david_jones
January 21, 2008 at 09:25:12 PM
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There are two kinds of racers....Cheaters and losers.


Is it race season yet???

Greg_Moore
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January 21, 2008 at 09:34:00 PM
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This message was edited on January 21, 2008 at 09:39:42 PM by Greg_Moore

"Its a grey area in the rules"

"I bought it like that"

"Its just like Stanley's"

"It was legal last time you checked it"

JD send me your email. I have a proof ready.


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The Flash32
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January 21, 2008 at 09:43:04 PM
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"Everyone else is doin' it"

"It don't make the car any faster"

"That part didn't help me finish 1st"

Heard these before!!!


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uncle a
January 21, 2008 at 10:34:11 PM
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Everyone cheated me last season. For instance, Cheese cheated me out of the last Combo Burrito at Lawton, then I was cheated out of a BBQ sandwich at the Devil's Bowl by a little girl with tears in her eyes ( had to let her have it ). Then I was cheated out of my Chili Bowl tickets because of my Employer. I'm tired of getting cheated on. Thank God my wife is faithful.



cheese21
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January 21, 2008 at 11:18:07 PM
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This message was edited on January 21, 2008 at 11:18:33 PM by cheese21

It was delicious too.


 

doingdirt
January 22, 2008 at 06:37:25 AM
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This message was edited on January 22, 2008 at 06:38:43 AM by doingdirt

I found the "who our favorite and can cheat all they want" in the state fair's speed way's office. It looked like they were on sale for $30. a copy. They won't let me buy on. I wasn't on their list.

"I'm just the driver, not the crew cheif" "What part?" "Offical sir, can you tell me what that thing does?, Yep, Just what I thought, you can't!"



chris roach
January 23, 2008 at 07:35:37 PM
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i liked "i bought those tires from randy timms"



Crazydeke
January 23, 2008 at 08:09:39 PM
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Amen to that one Chris. They also came from Smiley's too!



on the gas
January 23, 2008 at 11:08:46 PM
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Won't say ur mom cause my wife reads this shit but......look at her....she is alllll about some Villain!



OKCFan12
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January 23, 2008 at 11:52:41 PM
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Posted By: on the gas on January 23 2008 at 11:08:46 PM

Won't say ur mom cause my wife reads this shit but......look at her....she is alllll about some Villain!



lmfao!

I would like to take that futher and add some more inapproporiate stuff to it............

but I think that one was good enough for the time being. lol.


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uncle a
January 24, 2008 at 12:09:42 AM
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Sounds like the Villan is after a MILF.



Greg_Moore
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January 24, 2008 at 09:12:37 AM
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Posted By: uncle a on January 24 2008 at 12:09:42 AM

Sounds like the Villan is after a MILF.



He already has one!


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David Smith Jr
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January 24, 2008 at 11:25:20 AM
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Villian is one step ahead of all of us, he has a lawyer handy at all times!


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david_jones
January 24, 2008 at 04:13:42 PM
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Posted By: David Smith Jr on January 24 2008 at 11:25:20 AM

Villian is one step ahead of all of us, he has a lawyer handy at all times!



If you had lived life like he has, you would keep a lawyer handy also.


Is it race season yet???

JORSKI 73
January 24, 2008 at 09:59:11 PM
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Well it past inspection , it was just like that when you looked at it at the beginning of the year . !!! lol

Show me in the rulebook where it say's those are'nt legal !!!!


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drawing board and come back for round 2 !

brian26
January 25, 2008 at 01:01:32 AM
Joined: 12/03/2006
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"My kid needed new shoes and I couldn't afford to buy the right part"

"Yes I know my wheelbase is too short. But when the car warms up, it expands to the proper measurement".


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ronny gould
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January 25, 2008 at 12:45:31 PM
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CHEATERS WIN---WINNERS CHEAT



on the gas
January 25, 2008 at 11:33:31 PM
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Ill never forget....Went to Ardmore for the winter nationals. Thought Goe White was the guy to beat. won my heat running 2nd and "fat bastard" Glen Hubbard spun meout. made it back up 2 what I thaught was the lead and Ronnie was fixin to lap me n 2nd.

 

He must cheat....Ps. No rules that night!





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