This message was edited on
March 30, 2007 at
02:04:43 PM by nodust
The Pearly Gates
A man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter
asked.
Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered. "Once, on a
trip to
the
Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers,
who were
threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone,
but >they
wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily
tattooed
biker and smacked him in his face, kicked his bike over, ripped
out his
nose
ring, and threw it on the ground.
I yelled, "Now, back off!! Or I'll kick the sh*t out of all of
you!"
St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?"
Just a couple minutes ago..."
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