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Topic: For adults ll of the day
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nodust
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March 28, 2007 at 09:28:05 AM
Joined: 11/26/2004
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Lewinsky and Kaczynski
The Washington Post runs a weekly contest in its Style section called
the "Style Invitational". The requirements this week were to use the two
words 'Lewinsky' (the Intern) and 'Kaczynski' (the Unabomber) in the
same limerick. Now, remember, the following winning entries were actually
printed verbatim in the newspaper, no bleeps or xxxs:

Third place:
There once was a girl named Lewinsky
Who played on a flute like Stravinsky
'Twas "Hail to the Chief"
On this flute made of beef
That stole the front page from Kaczynski.

Second place:
Said Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky,
"We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski,
Since you made such a mess,
Use the hem of your dress
And please wipe that stuff off your chinsky."

And the winning entry:
Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
What Kaczynski must surely have known,
That an intern is better
Than a bomb in a letter,
When deciding how best to be blown


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filtalr
March 28, 2007 at 11:00:51 AM
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This message was edited on March 28, 2007 at 11:01:27 AM by filtalr

"Now that's funny right there - I don't care who ya are."

BUT - I wouldn't tell those over the PA at a race track ;)


Phil Taylor

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cheroger
March 28, 2007 at 11:25:37 AM
Joined: 11/30/2004
Posts: 1022
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Why not? Theres not one offensive 4 letter word in any of the rhymes. Not even a gd. I agree, this is funny. What a bore this board would be without Drano's input. 



Bubzilla
March 29, 2007 at 10:45:49 AM
Joined: 11/30/2004
Posts: 214
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I thought I'd add another joke to this thread rather than create a new one:

******

A couple attending an art exhibition at the National Gallery were staring at a portrait that had them completely confused.

The painting depicted three very black and totally naked men sitting on a park bench. Two of the figures had black weenies, but the one in the middle had a pink weenie.

The curator of the gallery realized that they were having trouble interpreting the painting and offered his assessment.

He went on for nearly half an hour explaining how it depicted the sexual emasculation of African-Americans in a predominately white, patriarchal society. "In fact," he pointed out, "some serious critics believe that the pink weenie also reflects the cultural and sociological oppression experienced by gay men in contemporary society."

After the curator left, a young man in a Kentucky T-shirt approached the couple and said, "Would you like to know what the painting is really about?"

"Now why would you claim to be more of an expert than the curator of the gallery?" asked the couple.

"Because I'm the guy who painted it," he replied. "In fact, there are no African-Americans depicted at all. They're just three Kentucky coal miners. It's hot as heck in those mines so they work naked and the guy in the middle went home for lunch.


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DrakPak
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March 29, 2007 at 12:41:24 PM
Joined: 12/01/2004
Posts: 263
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Your finest effort to date Duane. Classic!!


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anything about racing. I don’t understand how they 
come up with some of the calls they do. It makes me 
think that they just might be that stupid. It’s 
scary."     -Steve Kinser

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